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Old 04-25-2006, 06:31 PM   #841
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Two peanuts were walking down the street
One was assaulted.

LOL that one cracks me up every time!
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:29 AM   #842
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Quote:
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I have some raunchy ones, where do I post em'?
Start a dirty joke thread, with a warning.
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Old 04-26-2006, 12:25 PM   #843
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LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty, despicable, and down right wrong jokes!
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Old 04-26-2006, 12:36 PM   #844
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LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty, despicable, and down right wrong jokes!

You have a "done" huh? Don't you mean a ton?
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Old 04-26-2006, 12:38 PM   #845
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Yes i mean ton, but I'm also a dork, so don't expect too much from me!
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Old 04-26-2006, 12:42 PM   #846
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I think I can handle that.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:37 PM   #847
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how do you stop the kids next door from throwing their ball over your fence?


molest them
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:42 PM   #848
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Kagen, you want this thread.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:54 PM   #849
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naaaah. im happy where it is.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:07 AM   #850
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Dr. Tran

For those who need a laugh, and haven't seen it:

"Here Comes Dr. Tran" : http://www.beyondgrandpa.com/drtran/about.html

Streaming video...not really worksafe.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:43 AM   #851
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That was pretty funny Maggie

Check out the Mad Cow
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:01 AM   #852
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Foamy's Rant There are several. The first Foamy's Rant is my favorite of the "Rants"

Here are many more: I really like the "Small, Medium and Large"

This is the home of the toons: illwillpress

The toons age off after a while, so I posted the newgrounds as they have some that have gone.
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Old 04-27-2006, 02:03 PM   #853
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.



2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.



3. On the other hand, you have different fingers



4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.



7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.



8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.



9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.



10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.



11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.



13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.



14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.



15. O K, so what's the speed of dark?



16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.



18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.



19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?



20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.



21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?



22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.



23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?



24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.



25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.



26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt Tomorrow.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:11 PM   #854
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make someone say these five words outloud LOL

I ARE WE TODD DID
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:18 PM   #855
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i are too
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