What do you think about when you masturbate?

lumberjim · 01-05-2009, 11:04 PM

And don't say you don't masturbate, because I'll hit you, ya liar.

Flint · 01-05-2009, 11:19 PM

Isn't it great when stripper kind of looks like some girl you know from the office or something?

monster · 01-05-2009, 11:27 PM

Well I'm really a prime number type, but I am trying to get a little kinky so recently I've been reciting the 4* table . and then the 6*. and then the 8*. but I usually end on a prime.

Aliantha · 01-06-2009, 01:10 AM

I usually think of Jimbo cause everyone knows I'm secretly in love with him.

wolf · 01-06-2009, 01:14 AM

You mean when I'm not thinking of xoxoxobruce, right?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-06-2009, 01:20 AM

Of course... if you thought of me, you'd turn on the TV or pick up a book, and forget about it.

Cicero · 01-06-2009, 01:39 AM

lol...Not me. However...

Love my bruve....

Pooka · 01-06-2009, 09:09 AM

Seriously... 75% think of their spouses???... are you kidding me?? Ok... maybe some of the time... but come on folks... fantasies are fantasies because they aren't real... that should in no way be an insult to your real life partner...

You mean to tell us that while you are up late looking at porn you are really thinking about your wife or husband??? Somehow I doubt that. Now you might think of them and the fact that they are conveniently in the other room and could be interested in some action, but I really don't think that some stripper/ porn star or even the hot little nimphette walking through the mall inspires visions of your spouses.

I personally like to think of Nivek Ogre. Ok sometimes Flint too... but mostly I like to imagine some absurd senerio like... we are teenagers and sneaking around or doing it in the tunnel to the canals by his mom's house, or he's a naughty doctor. Sometimes though, it really is just the hot penetration scene on the computer and has nothing at all to do with anyone I know.

I think it is kinda cute when Flint tells me about some fantasy he has about someone... at least he's honest... and human... and coming home to me with a nice hard cock...lol

glatt · 01-06-2009, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pooka

I personally like to think of Nivek Ogre.

Had to Google that one.

SteveDallas · 01-06-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

What do you think about when you masturbate?

"Was that a random creak in the floor, or did one of the kids decide to wake up?"

footfootfoot · 01-06-2009, 11:06 AM

I think about ceiling cat and wonder if he is watching from some hidden spot. Hey did the eyes in that painting just move?

depmats · 01-06-2009, 11:24 AM

"Oh shit, Oh shit, I sure hope I gave my secretary enough roofies."

Cloud · 01-06-2009, 11:48 AM

I try NOT to think of my mother hovering around me as an angel; or my cats watching me

footfootfoot · 01-06-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by depmats

"Oh shit, Oh shit, I sure hope I gave my secretary enough roofies."

You are a fucking asshole.

My secretary died of an overdose of roofies on 9/11. I hope you are happy, asshole.

(By the way, LMAO at yer line )

Elspode · 01-06-2009, 08:01 PM

I think the real question is, who is it you're thinking of when you're doing your S.O. ?

View Poll Results: what's your bag baby?
My spouse, more often than not	7	33.33%
People I work with, or know in some non sexual capacity	4	19.05%
Strangers	5	23.81%
Porn move stuff with me as the star	1	4.76%
freaky semi legal stuff	4	19.05%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

01-05-2009, 11:04 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	What do you think about when you masturbate? And don't say you don't masturbate, because I'll hit you, ya liar. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-05-2009, 11:19 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Isn't it great when stripper kind of looks like some girl you know from the office or something? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-05-2009, 11:27 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well I'm really a prime number type, but I am trying to get a little kinky so recently I've been reciting the 4* table . and then the 6. and then the 8. but I usually end on a prime. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-06-2009, 01:10 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I usually think of Jimbo cause everyone knows I'm secretly in love with him. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-06-2009, 01:14 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You mean when I'm not thinking of xoxoxobruce, right? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-06-2009, 01:20 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Of course... if you thought of me, you'd turn on the TV or pick up a book, and forget about it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-06-2009, 01:39 AM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol...Not me. However... Love my bruve.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-06-2009, 09:09 AM	#8
Pooka Your Invisible Rabbit Friend Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Betwixt and Between Posts: 528	Seriously... 75% think of their spouses???... are you kidding me?? Ok... maybe some of the time... but come on folks... fantasies are fantasies because they aren't real... that should in no way be an insult to your real life partner... You mean to tell us that while you are up late looking at porn you are really thinking about your wife or husband??? Somehow I doubt that. Now you might think of them and the fact that they are conveniently in the other room and could be interested in some action, but I really don't think that some stripper/ porn star or even the hot little nimphette walking through the mall inspires visions of your spouses. I personally like to think of Nivek Ogre. Ok sometimes Flint too... but mostly I like to imagine some absurd senerio like... we are teenagers and sneaking around or doing it in the tunnel to the canals by his mom's house, or he's a naughty doctor. Sometimes though, it really is just the hot penetration scene on the computer and has nothing at all to do with anyone I know. I think it is kinda cute when Flint tells me about some fantasy he has about someone... at least he's honest... and human... and coming home to me with a nice hard cock...lol

01-06-2009, 11:06 AM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think about ceiling cat and wonder if he is watching from some hidden spot. Hey did the eyes in that painting just move? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-06-2009, 11:24 AM	#12
depmats Major Inhabitant Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 124	"Oh shit, Oh shit, I sure hope I gave my secretary enough roofies."

01-06-2009, 11:48 AM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I try NOT to think of my mother hovering around me as an angel; or my cats watching me __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-06-2009, 08:01 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think the real question is, who is it you're thinking of when you're doing your S.O. ? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog Last edited by Elspode; 01-06-2009 at 08:07 PM.

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