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Old 03-04-2014, 09:00 PM   #1
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The Mugshot Thread!

Put your found mugshots here.
Let's start with Congressman Steve Stockman. Steve wants to take U.S. Sen. John Cornyn's seat cuz he's too librel. So John has made this photo available which Steve says ain't real, but it kinda sorta is.
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Old 03-04-2014, 10:48 PM   #2
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Fuck John Cornyn. He's been robo-calling my house for two weeks. Including recordings by his wife, that include my (extremely common) actual first name. Obviously she just sat in a booth and recorded the top 200 names or whatever, but it's still creepy as hell.
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Old 03-05-2014, 05:24 AM   #3
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Do you have his mugshot?
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Old 03-29-2014, 04:27 PM   #4
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Christopher Robin, oh noes!!

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Old 03-29-2014, 04:33 PM   #5
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Hahahahahahahahaha.

That works.
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Old 03-29-2014, 04:41 PM   #6
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You do the best you can, and, you hope they grow up to be good people...
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Old 04-09-2014, 02:24 PM   #7
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Wearing this shirt, while arrested for DUI: Not a genius move.

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He was driving because the girlfriend can't drive a stick-shift. When she tried to take the keys from him, he tried to strangle her.
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Old 04-10-2014, 09:12 AM   #8
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I don't get people smiling for mug shots. If I were ever in the position to have a mug shot taken, I'd be bawling my face off probably, and my eyes would be all swollen and red and I'd have snot running out of my nose.

Here's a mug shot of a guy who was wanted in the disappearance of a woman and her 4 year old son (both presumed dead.) It's a mug shot from an earlier offense, because this dude is now dead. When police closed in on him he shot himself.. I guess he'll have no more need for his "bad motherfucker" wallet.
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Old 04-10-2014, 12:27 PM   #9
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Suicide over going inside..."Sad Motherfucker".
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:32 PM   #10
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In case you think a transgendering person is a wussie you can order around, think again.
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:22 PM   #11
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Man, transgender woman jailed in bathroom-related, golf club flap in Port St. Lucie
Golf club flap...izzat a body part?
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Random mugshot I ran across:

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Old 04-14-2014, 09:28 PM   #13
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I know him...
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:30 AM   #14
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Gregg Jarrett of Fox News still takes a pretty picture, but I guess that's his talent.
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:50 AM   #15
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I don't get people smiling for mug shots. If I were ever in the position to have a mug shot taken, I'd be bawling my face off probably, and my eyes would be all swollen and red and I'd have snot running out of my nose.
I don't understand it either, but this chap may be the one to ask.



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