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Old 11-20-2014, 09:15 AM   #166
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International Men's Day.
I missed out on that. What was I supposed to get?
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Old 11-20-2014, 09:51 AM   #167
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An international man. Yours didn't come in the mail?
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Old 11-20-2014, 02:07 PM   #168
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He got one. It was a secret though.

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Old 11-20-2014, 03:02 PM   #169
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Today I learned that if you're a man who gets Ebola, and you manage to defeat the disease, and the doctors clear you to rejoin society, don't go having celebratory sex right away. Apparently the virus hangs out in your junk longer than anywhere else, and you're packing live virus down there for months.
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Old 11-22-2014, 06:43 PM   #170
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Paging Sheldon
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Old 11-22-2014, 09:45 PM   #171
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Today I learned that if you're a man who gets Ebola, and you manage to defeat the disease, and the doctors clear you to rejoin society, don't go having celebratory sex right away. Apparently the virus hangs out in your junk longer than anywhere else, and you're packing live virus down there for months.
We know this now about men, and for all we know it could be the same for women. We're still learning about Ebola, so probably holding off on the celebratory sex is good advice.

I'm learning all sorts of stuff as I've been developing protocols to protect our medical center's Ebola care team.
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Old 11-22-2014, 09:49 PM   #172
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We know this now about men, and for all we know it could be the same for women. We're still learning about Ebola, so probably holding off on the celebratory sex is good advice.

I'm learning all sorts of stuff as I've been developing protocols to protect our medical center's Ebola care team.
You rock! Thanks for working on Ebola. It is a scary thing for us who don't understand the medical implications. So far, it seems we have a handle on it. I hope that handle holds. Can you give us honest advice in case it gets out of hand?
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Old 11-23-2014, 12:06 AM   #173
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I'd be more concerned about the plague outbreak on the island nation of Madagascar.
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Old 11-23-2014, 12:55 AM   #174
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Today I learned that my life is about to change dramatically. For the better I hope.
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Old 11-23-2014, 07:15 AM   #175
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Best of luck Ali.
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Old 11-23-2014, 08:52 AM   #176
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Whats happening?
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Old 11-23-2014, 09:58 AM   #177
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For me, "dramatically" has always been ominous.
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Old 11-23-2014, 10:30 AM   #178
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Maybe she's going to start making really big cakes and popping out of them at parties!
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Old 11-23-2014, 02:22 PM   #179
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Fortune cookie.

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Old 11-23-2014, 05:51 PM   #180
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I'd be more concerned about the plague outbreak on the island nation of Madagascar.
Worry closer to home, the plague is back!
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