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Old 10-12-2011, 12:57 AM   #16
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Ha pretty amusing, try this one!
Hey are you a thief cause someone's just stole my wallet. (instead of cause someones just stole my heart)
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:30 AM   #17
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hmmm...
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:53 AM   #18
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I can grant you a wish. If that wish is to be nailed in a public bathroom.
My fave from this short and... irregular list.
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:17 AM   #19
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Wanna screw?
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:19 AM   #20
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Jimmy Buffett has an entire (great) (nsfw lyric) song that fits perfectly here:

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Old 10-29-2011, 10:01 PM   #21
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Well me and my friends were bored one day and we started listing horrible pick up lines and well one of them cam up with this (do not mean to affend any one)

"Are you jewish cause your on fire"
That would work a lot better if you substituted "A Buddhist Monk" for "Jewish."



Real true story ...

In the nerdiverse pickup lines are different.

Used successfully on me ...

"Compared to you and I most people have the IQ of a carrot."
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Old 10-30-2011, 11:03 AM   #22
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That's what I call irony.
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Old 03-07-2012, 02:27 PM   #23
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Lolz

Do you work at subway cause every time I see you i get a foot long
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Old 03-15-2012, 03:26 PM   #24
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"Excuse me, Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:42 PM   #25
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"Excuse me, Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
verrrry funny. That one came up this weekend when I was watching "The Vanishing" with my girlfriend.

We might try it sometime...
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Old 03-19-2012, 04:35 PM   #26
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I had this chick one time (at band camp), she wanted to eat a handful of pills to knock herself completely-the-fuck-out, and then wanted me to video myself doing whatever I wanted to do to her so she could watch it later. Whatever I wanted to do. Her idea.

Didn't go through with it, I started to feel like I was being set up. I mean, she could have said later she didn't want to do that, that I drugged her, raped her while she was unconscious, or whatever. Too many bad possibilities.

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Old 03-19-2012, 05:10 PM   #27
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Smart move, dude, that video would look pretty dodgy.
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:18 PM   #28
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Whoa. Yeah, big alarms going off. You were right to get far, far away from her.
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Old 03-20-2012, 07:24 AM   #29
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How's she going to paint your house if she's knocked out?
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Old 03-20-2012, 01:44 PM   #30
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"...paint my house..."

LOL!
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