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Old 05-01-2011, 04:27 PM   #1201
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She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.
There was no gargling. There was no Baby. So, I got drunk.

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Old 05-01-2011, 04:29 PM   #1202
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There once was a woman named Alice
who employed a TNT phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And part of her asshole in Dallas


I love dirty limericks!
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Old 05-01-2011, 04:30 PM   #1203
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But was Sheldon there?
And did you gargle or swallow?

ETA for Grav:
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And then pissed all over the ceiling

(notable because I worked very near Ealing)
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Old 05-01-2011, 05:32 PM   #1204
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There once was hooker from Vail
Who tattooed her price on her tail
Being kind to the blind
She embossed her behind
With sensational bargains in Braille
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Old 05-01-2011, 05:34 PM   #1205
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Once there was a hunter named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She had one tit
And she smelled like shit
But think of the money Dave saved
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Old 05-01-2011, 05:35 PM   #1206
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A hungry young fellow from Leeds
Swallowed a packet of seeds
Great bunches of grass
Grew out of his ass
And his balls were covered with weeds
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:41 AM   #1207
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There was a young lady called Fluck (did you know that Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck?)
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:48 AM   #1208
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She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.
Wow. You old romantic you.
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Old 05-03-2011, 02:11 PM   #1209
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He's a dying breed...
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Old 05-03-2011, 02:13 PM   #1210
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From "the Magic Christian"
There once was a woman from Exeter
And all the young men threw their sex at her
Just to be rude, she lay in the nude
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
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Old 05-04-2011, 04:24 PM   #1211
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You idiots.

Limericks belong in the Poim thread.
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Old 05-04-2011, 04:47 PM   #1212
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Wow. You old romantic you.
The fact that my balls weren't gargled is proof that romance is dead.

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Old 05-05-2011, 01:25 AM   #1213
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Sex...I just had some. Kinda, yeah....
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:15 AM   #1214
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"Wow, that was some kind of sex!"

I hope so.
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Old 05-05-2011, 07:08 AM   #1215
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jealous. who's the lucky fellow?
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