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Funny that I went to the end of the thread ... saw GD's comment of "alarmed?" ... for what ever reason a house/car alarm is what came to mind ...so I page back and see the cat wrapped around the kid and thought "yeah! that is a nice alarm system to make sure no one steals the kid (you try to take the kid, the cat deploys claws into said kid ... kid makes 130db noise to scare away would be robber)" ... then saw Sundae's post and figured she probably meant the cat smothering the kid in his/her sleep ....
I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better ..... |
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02-15-2012, 03:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-15-2012, 03:52 PM
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Careful, someone's going to make bread or something out of it.
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02-15-2012, 03:58 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
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02-15-2012, 08:23 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Why does that menu make me suddenly hungry..... ?
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02-15-2012, 08:49 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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02-16-2012, 12:55 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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I'll have the number 8, thanks.
Anyone notice that 2 and 5 are the same - in English only?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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02-17-2012, 09:15 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Why are there so many things on there that aren't food?
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02-17-2012, 09:26 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Whoever said it was a menu? I'm guessing it's a medical transplant list.
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02-18-2012, 03:16 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Probably listing the decor of the rooms at a really weird love hotel in Roppongi.
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02-18-2012, 04:59 AM
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Diz is so distressed by the sound of the alarm, and the series of events it triggers, that he always wakes me up before it goes off. I think he figures if it doesn't sound, we'll say snuggled together all day. Probably gross anthropomorphism on my part. His belly tells him breakfast time is coming and he needs to make sure the sleeping woman doesn't forget it. I tell myself he will be baffled when I'm back at school next week and he gets less of my company. I think the truth is he'll be delighted by going back to an earlier, scheduled brekkers. |
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02-18-2012, 06:17 PM
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i actually saw this one on the news
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02-18-2012, 10:18 PM
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02-19-2012, 04:38 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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W. T. F? Looks like a fucked up 'Space Invaders' screen...I see the hooman, but, not much else.
We may know if someone got the message if we receive a response that says "What the, I don't even" in around 49,962 years. 
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02-19-2012, 06:12 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Location: Phila Burbs
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It says, "All your base are belong to us."
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