Joisey Bound - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 01-11-2017, 10:07 AM

No can do, I've become quite fond of my lice.

tw · 01-11-2017, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Don't feel bad he preys on confused truckers.

You need to read what I posted. I pray FOR confused truckers.

lumberjim · 01-11-2017, 12:54 PM

De-lousing is only for over night guests of the dirty biker persuasion. And hippies, clean or dirty.

lumberjim · 01-11-2017, 12:57 PM

Seriously, though. Come watch the game, and meet tarheel. I'm not far away from you either, @wolf.

classicman · 01-12-2017, 09:04 PM

Damn you Jim! I'll be in AC. Another spontaneous road-trip for me. Going to see Sebastian Maniscalco at the Borgata.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-12-2017, 09:06 PM

OK, 3:45.

lumberjim · 01-12-2017, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

OK, 3:45.

Cool!

captainhook455 · 01-13-2017, 02:58 AM

Well I am here. Jim and Amanda are nicer in person I must say. She is just the sweetest apple on the tree. Jimbob looks better in person than any picture. They have 3 cats and hopefully one or two come sleep with me over the weekend. That's it for now it's almost 4am and I have to get up and goof off tomorrow.

tarheel

lumberjim · 01-13-2017, 08:33 AM

I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment. Good news is that I'm not hung over this morning. Bad news is that it's because I'm still a little drunk.

Going to a monthly meeting this morning. Think I'll air some grievances.

lumberjim · 01-13-2017, 06:43 PM

OCK!

Pamela · 01-13-2017, 09:49 PM

I had all kinds of fun piloting my truck through Queens and Manhattan, parking near the Lincoln Tunnel, then getting into the Javits Center and back out of the city at three in the afternoon. Why do I not do this more often? Oh yeah, $150 is NOT enough to cover my new hair extensions to cover all the hair I pulled out at the suicidal pedestrians and car drivers. And that doesn't begin to cover the TAXI DRIVERS!!!!! Arrrrgh!

I really wish I had made it to Burlington yesterday instead of today. I could have parked there and been much closer to Jimbo and the rest of you.

classicman · 01-14-2017, 09:05 AM

Yo Tarheel! lol

captainhook455 · 01-14-2017, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

OCK!

Damn I look better in a picture. Sooo much thinner. Must be the shadow. This guy Jim won't let me buy anything. Think I need to stay another few weeks.lol. He did let me buy my grocery to take home. Actually I would have had a better smile if I had a been wearing my teeth. Some members are coming Sunday to watch the foosball game. I think they just want to hear the redneck drawl. Y'all want to hear something funny. Listen to a Yankee talk to fast in correct English. Just hurts my ears. He calls the road a street when everyone knows its called the paved road.

tarheel

lumberjim · 01-14-2017, 12:20 PM

We dropped the paved modifier because there aren't many non paved roads. Up heah

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2017, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by captainhook455

This guy Jim won't let me buy anything. Think I need to stay another few weeks. lol.

Yeah I've heard Jim is a great host... until he reaches his limit. Then the guest just disappears... never to be seen again.

That was a pretty dirty trick he pulled on Amanda. Wait till she accepts his proposal, THEN trial by fire.

01-11-2017, 10:07 AM	#16
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No can do, I've become quite fond of my lice. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-11-2017, 12:54 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	De-lousing is only for over night guests of the dirty biker persuasion. And hippies, clean or dirty. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-11-2017, 12:57 PM	#19
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Seriously, though. Come watch the game, and meet tarheel. I'm not far away from you either, @wolf. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-12-2017, 09:04 PM	#20
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Damn you Jim! I'll be in AC. Another spontaneous road-trip for me. Going to see Sebastian Maniscalco at the Borgata. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-12-2017, 09:06 PM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OK, 3:45. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-13-2017, 02:58 AM	#23
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Well I am here. Jim and Amanda are nicer in person I must say. She is just the sweetest apple on the tree. Jimbob looks better in person than any picture. They have 3 cats and hopefully one or two come sleep with me over the weekend. That's it for now it's almost 4am and I have to get up and goof off tomorrow. tarheel

01-13-2017, 08:33 AM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment. Good news is that I'm not hung over this morning. Bad news is that it's because I'm still a little drunk. Going to a monthly meeting this morning. Think I'll air some grievances. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2017, 06:43 PM	#25
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	OCK! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2017, 09:49 PM	#26
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	I had all kinds of fun piloting my truck through Queens and Manhattan, parking near the Lincoln Tunnel, then getting into the Javits Center and back out of the city at three in the afternoon. Why do I not do this more often? Oh yeah, $150 is NOT enough to cover my new hair extensions to cover all the hair I pulled out at the suicidal pedestrians and car drivers. And that doesn't begin to cover the TAXI DRIVERS!!!!! Arrrrgh! I really wish I had made it to Burlington yesterday instead of today. I could have parked there and been much closer to Jimbo and the rest of you.

01-14-2017, 09:05 AM	#27
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Yo Tarheel! lol __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-14-2017, 12:20 PM	#29
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	We dropped the paved modifier because there aren't many non paved roads. Up heah __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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