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Old 02-10-2011, 04:30 PM   #16
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Kitty cat sitting in the parking lot
The sun shined down and the pussy got hot
Hot pussy, such a friendly little cat (meow)
Mmm, mmm, mmm hot pussy.

Kitty cat sitting on my front step
The rain beat down and the pussy got wet
Wet pussy, such a friendly little cat (meow)
Mmm, hot, wet pussy.

Kitty cat got into my liquor last night
Drank all my whisky and the pussy got tight
Tight pussy, such a friendly little cat (meow)
Hot, wet, tight pussy.

Kitty cat climbed into my rocking chair
Rocked so hard it lost its hair
Bald pussy, such a friendly little cat
Hot, wet, tight, bald pussy,
Aww baby dat's what I like!!!!
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Old 02-10-2011, 04:40 PM   #17
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I gotta say I totally disagree with the entire idea that it's somehow pedo to shave it all. That just has nothing to do with it.
I didn't say anything about anybody being a pedo but the woman concerned - her desire to look like a "little girl" is a red flag. Psycho killer. que'es que c'est.
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:51 AM   #18
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As long as I'm hygienically tidy and don't have a pant moustache I'm happy with myself.
Hah. Pant moustache. I love it. Going to use that on the wife tonight.

She trims sometimes, but usually it's like woah.
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:22 AM   #19
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I gotta say I totally disagree with the entire idea that it's somehow pedo to shave it all. That just has nothing to do with it.
Agreed. Right now, it's a complete fashion statement. Enjoying skinny jeans in 2011? Yeah, I thought you were.
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Old 02-11-2011, 11:09 AM   #20
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Hah. Pant moustache. I love it. Going to use that on the wife tonight.

She trims sometimes, but usually it's like woah.
And you? Do you trim?
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:42 PM   #21
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I trim. And i like smooth guys. I like to keep my cock-sucking and flossing activities separate.
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:58 PM   #22
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waxed/shaved/whatev a neatly groomed um area is the best. goes for bro's too. if you expect your woman to be groomed to your satisfaction then you should do the same to her satisfaction.
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:18 PM   #23
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My Grandad told me when I was very young: "Son best way to stay outa trebble with gals is to remember one thing. If it ain't got hair on it just leave it alone. They's just sompin ain't right about it."

Damn. Aren't a lot of us in troub?
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:35 PM   #24
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I hope you girls know that whenever I read your posts now, Ima picture your neatly trimmed/brazenly bare "area".
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Old 02-12-2011, 03:35 PM   #25
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As I said earlier, I understand that some ladies would like to keep it trimmed.

Yet, my own tastes are more in the tropical jungle area.

More and more difficult to find out nowadays
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Old 02-12-2011, 03:39 PM   #26
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Gun.............
I might just have to post a Hairy Mary.....

If you reciprocate of course.
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Old 02-12-2011, 06:50 PM   #27
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As I said earlier, I understand that some ladies would like to keep it trimmed.

Yet, my own tastes are more in the tropical jungle area.

More and more difficult to find out nowadays
armpits too?
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:37 PM   #28
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It's a personal hygiene issue for me. I don't like 'bald', but neat and tidy is nice
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Old 02-14-2011, 03:34 AM   #29
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Of course, hygiene is important.

Armpits don't bother me either. Cleanness is more an issue.

I remember a woman who, after dancing together, asked me the brand of my perfume because she liked it a lot. My answer was 'a shower and a good soap'.
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Old 02-14-2011, 10:48 AM   #30
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As I said earlier, I understand that some ladies would like to keep it trimmed.

Yet, my own tastes are more in the tropical jungle area.

More and more difficult to find out nowadays
All you've got to do is ask. Heck, a woman would be more than happy to leave a jungle for you. Takes time to keep things neat and trim, ya know.
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