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Jan 24th, 2018: Saint Olga of Kiev
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Nope, Olga was a Varyag… aka Viking. 20 Drevlian negotiators boated down the Dnieper River to Kiev and appeared to seal the deal in their Sunday finery. Olga had them thrown in a pit and buried alive. Then she sent word to Price Mal to send a company of his best men to escort her to him. She locked them in a bath house and burned it down. Next she went to Dereva’s capital and threw a lavish banquet for the Drevlian soldiers. When they were all drunk she had her men kill 5,000 of them. For the coup de grace, she laid siege to the Capitol starving them into surrender. Then demanded each household in the city bring three sparrows and three pigeons and had her men tie burning wicks to the birds legs. The freaked birds flew home and burned down the whole damn city. And I thought the WW II incendiary bats was original. So how did she become a saint? Quote:
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