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Old 06-27-2019, 02:21 PM   #5851
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Old 06-28-2019, 01:16 AM   #5852
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A woman was on trial for beating her Husband to death with his guitar collection.
The Judge says "First Offender?"
She replies "No first a Gibson, then a Fender".
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Old 06-28-2019, 11:46 AM   #5853
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Old 07-14-2019, 09:09 AM   #5854
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.

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I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".
I went as a chilli pepper, but everyone else went as astronauts.

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When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head.
Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

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I put up a high voltage electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbour is dead against it.

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H. G. Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel.
"Sod off" said the librarian, "you didn't bring it back!"

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Those people who say they like the element of surprise are really not familiar with the periodic table.

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My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks!
A novel approach I thought ...
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Old 07-14-2019, 05:45 PM   #5855
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It took me forever to get the third one... Birmingham party.
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Old 07-15-2019, 09:07 AM   #5856
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It took me forever to get the third one... Birmingham party.
I wasn't sure whether to include that one, but I left it in on the basis that it might amuse one or two of the UK contingent.
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Old 07-15-2019, 10:13 AM   #5857
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They were fun because being Brit oriented they made me think about them. Well done Sir.
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Old 07-15-2019, 05:49 PM   #5858
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This is an important week in spice history.
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Old 07-16-2019, 01:33 AM   #5859
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Old 07-23-2019, 11:45 PM   #5860
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Old 08-10-2019, 10:18 PM   #5861
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Go to your Jeep dealer and get that willy serviced...
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Old 08-16-2019, 03:19 PM   #5862
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I showed that to Popdigr.

Had to explain it.
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Old 08-16-2019, 04:28 PM   #5863
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