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Old 08-08-2011, 08:02 AM   #1
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August 8, 2011 Male Elephant Trunking

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I found this on Today I Learned Something New, but it gives no credit as to where this came from.

Trunking: When a male elephant uses his trunk to masturbate. Urban Dictionary
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:04 AM   #2
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Elephants do weird stuff.

One time at the zoo, we saw an elephant stick it's trunk up another elephants rear end, pull out a glob and stick it in it's mouth and eat it.

Fortunately, my kids weren't old enough to realize what was going on.
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Old 08-08-2011, 09:36 AM   #3
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It shows that elephants are a lot kinkier than humans
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Old 08-08-2011, 09:46 AM   #4
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If these guys could yank on their penis with their proboscis, they'd never leave their houses.
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Old 08-08-2011, 09:49 AM   #5
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:22 AM   #6
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I really worry about you guys sometimes.
He's just scratching his nose.

And that lower right hand sign looks like a lopsided giraffe
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:37 AM   #7
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I guess when they say that all guys do it...it's not limited to human guys. My wife saw a monkey jerking off in a zoo one time. Her husband at the time did not see him doing it. The monkey came over and wanted to hold his hand then, which he did. My wife yelled at her then husband to go wash his hands and told him what happened.
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Old 08-08-2011, 12:11 PM   #8
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Coprophagia is disgusting, although I admit it happens naturally in the animal kingdom (the Marquis de Sade used that as defense).
In humans it can be a fetish.
But it seriously makes me retch.

See Salo.
Or rather don't.
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:57 PM   #9
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Trunking. More fun than planking.


Coprophagia is extremely important for many herbivores. To digest their food, they need a host of baceria in their gut, but they are born without them. The only effective way to get the right bugs into your stomach is to eat some of the output of someone else's stomach. All elephants do this. Koalas produce a special poo called pap for their young.
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Old 08-09-2011, 05:41 PM   #10
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That's just fucked up.

All of it.
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:19 PM   #11
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the punch line is
"That dog would BITE YOU !!!!!!"
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Old 08-13-2011, 02:40 PM   #12
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Koalas produce a special poo called pap for their young.
My husband's favorite restaurant near his deer camp is a fish house called Pap's.
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Old 08-16-2011, 05:22 AM   #13
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My husband's favorite restaurant near his deer camp is a fish house called Pap's.
Does he get one item, or, does he order the whole schmear?


Thanks, I'm here all week!

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Old 08-16-2011, 05:25 AM   #14
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The elephant playing w/himself w/his nose reminds me of a guy I used to work with.

Someone had told him the bosslady wanted him to do this or that, and his reply was:

"Well, she can suck the snotty end of my fuckstick."

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