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View Poll Results: Start all over and be a virgin
Both of us 0 0%
Just my partner 1 3.23%
Just me 3 9.68%
Wouldn't change a thing 27 87.10%
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:48 PM   #16
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I don't know about anyone else, but I had been dry humping, mutually diddling, performing and receiving acts of oral gratification - and just about every other possible variation that did not involve genital/genital contact - for *years* before I finally got to play hide the salami.

By the time I did the actual horizontal bop, it was, if you'll pardon the phrase, anticlimactic. At any rate, I was scarcely "inexperienced", so perhaps we need a more concise definition of the word "virgin"?
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Old 10-13-2006, 02:24 PM   #17
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Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:06 PM   #18
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Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.
"Relevant bits essentially anesthetized". LJ, I think we have a winning User Title, here.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:18 PM   #19
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I was one of those "nice guys" that took the meaning of the word "no" to really mean "no." My HS girlfriend and I would indulge in heavy petting for an hour or so. Never took the "plunge." Dammit! I was 22 the first time and it wasn't my HS girlfriend. We broke up after she graduated.
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:55 AM   #20
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Yep, nice guys get the shaft. Then girls get all bitchy when the asshole treats her like shit and they do it again without learning anything.
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Old 10-14-2006, 06:41 AM   #21
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I listen to what she tells me, not neccessarily what she says. Just cause she SAYS no doesn't mean she means no. Though that can getchya into trouble...
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:12 AM   #22
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No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

So how?
Step one: forget everything you ever saw somebody do in a porno. No "Rocky the Stud" moves the first time out.
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:32 PM   #23
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No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).
You never were a virgin, but could be in the future? Cool...

I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:35 PM   #24
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Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.
Reminds me of this Kevin Smith monolog
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:42 PM   #25
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I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.
You *so* need that on a t-shirt, Maggie.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:17 AM   #26
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Hm, I just thought of a similar but not quite the same experience I could relate this too... I had my first kiss with someone I'm not going out with anymore, and I really regret it at this point. If I could I would start over on that bit, at least.

EDIT: MTP, you make me sick. You twisted, crazy, derranged loony.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:18 AM   #27
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Practice!

We all just need a Real Doll!

sometimes I scare myself
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:25 AM   #28
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EDIT: MTP, you make me sick. You twisted, crazy, derranged loony.
I have succeeded!
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:09 AM   #29
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MTP "We all just need a Real Doll!" I think we found the perfect spouse for BM!! !! !!
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Old 10-16-2006, 11:04 AM   #30
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You get what you give in this world.

Ask yourself what you want and do that on others. Very simple. Being a virgin isn't as important as being honest with yourself and others.
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