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View Poll Results: kuni??
i'm ok if he won't kuni 5 83.33%
no kuni, no suck 1 16.67%
no kuni, i kick his ass to the curb 0 0%
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Old 05-09-2011, 04:40 PM   #16
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Oh please you know I do my best work with the lights on.
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:34 PM   #17
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Why is Colonel Angus so popular with the ladies?
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Old 05-10-2011, 12:53 PM   #18
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...I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady...
Cunnilingus is cheaper. Much, much cheaper.
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Old 05-11-2011, 02:44 PM   #19
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Yep a lot cheaper. Plus I can touch my tongue to me nose!!!!!
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Old 05-11-2011, 02:56 PM   #20
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I can lick my eyebrows.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:26 PM   #21
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You should trim them.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:58 PM   #22
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I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:02 PM   #23
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Cunnilingus is cheaper. Much, much cheaper.
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Yep a lot cheaper. Plus I can touch my tongue to me nose!!!!!
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I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.
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Old 05-11-2011, 05:10 PM   #24
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I think I'll just walk up to random women and touch my tongue to my nose. Let's see how that works. I think I might have better luck by a Lexus from Kuni
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Old 05-11-2011, 06:43 PM   #25
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I think I'll just walk up to random women and touch my tongue to my nose.
I dare you do that! I double dare you! Plus, I am really, really curious how a woman would react to that.
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:45 PM   #26
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about the same as they will to the guy who randomly walks up and says, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Most of them will just slap him or call the police, but that 1 in 20 who doesn't... she's worth it.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:41 PM   #27
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about the same as they will to the guy who randomly walks up and says, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Most of them will just slap him or call the police, but that 1 in 20 who doesn't... she's worth it.
5% ooh yes please
47.5% slap
47.5% call cops

But Big Sarge IS the cops. He's up to 52.5% already. And maybe he likes the slapping. It's a win-win-win! Hey, he's tri-winning!
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:47 PM   #28
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He's obviously got the adonis DNA, maybe he could ingest just a little more tiger's blood to take his odds up to @ 90%?
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:24 PM   #29
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Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.

Lick the alphabet.

You'll do fine.
Licking the alphabet is too much change. Stick with vowels. O is especially nice.
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:55 PM   #30
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..."nice shoes, wanna fuck?"...
"Do you like apples?"

"Yes."

"Me too. Let's screw."
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