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Old 09-18-2006, 09:10 PM   #31
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Arrrr! Some o ye pirates be talkin in code don't ya know? Messages be hidden deep in the first word of every scurvy line that crosses their foul lips. Are ye ready to be speaking like a code talking pirate then? Hidden treasure is the mark of a true pirate!
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:03 PM   #32
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Bite down on the leather son. Me thinks it'll be a long night. F3 has lain a challenge. You shouldn't be backing down from. Scurvey is the reward for the laggard. Dog you'll be ifn you don't have a go.
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Old 09-19-2006, 05:42 PM   #33
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Arrrg! Matey, your response comes awful quick ya know. I've been a wonderin' jest who'll be man enough to take the bait. Lost at sea these many years I've seen many a foul creature walk the plank. My word alone isn't enough, you'll need to see for yourself how bad the splinters are. Tweezers are no use to ya when you're down in davy jones locker.

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Old 09-19-2006, 06:43 PM   #34
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But it's peaceful quiet on th' bottom o' th' sea. Some splashin and thrashin at the start, sure. Messages soon reach yer brain that yer lungs, yer poor lungs, crushed an burnin, need relief! Arrrrrgh! Hidden from view beneath the waves, already fading from mem'ry. In rushes th' water when ye feel ye must finally burst! Plain sleep enfolds ye as settle into th arms o' Death. Sight is the last to go, but it feels like dreamin.
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:53 PM   #35
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Check y'self, matey. The rules onboard ar strict an th penalties harsh. Top Dog is Under Toad. Shelfish he is in guardin th safety o th good ship "cellar". In case ye didn't know who's boat yer sailin on. The Captain. Medicine may soothe yer pains, and ye know where to look for it. Cabinet, y' addlepated bilge monkey, Liquor Cabinet!
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Old 09-19-2006, 09:35 PM   #36
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this be yer new user title, matey. aye, it doth ring true.
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Old 09-20-2006, 10:13 AM   #37
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this be yer new user title, matey. aye, it doth ring true.
Shit.

I mean, Ok.

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pssst. How long do I have to wear this hideous thing?
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Old 09-20-2006, 10:59 AM   #38
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One week.

I wanted to report that I did, indeed, talk like a pirate at work yesterday.

After a lengthy explanation, they let me out.
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:07 PM   #39
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I anwered the phone "Ahoy, Matey!" all day. Everyone thought I was nutz but I had a blast. Didn't get anyone to walk the plank, though...
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Old 09-20-2006, 06:04 PM   #40
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Yes I'm the pirate, pilot
of this ship if I get with the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen?
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Old 09-20-2006, 06:09 PM   #41
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lumberjim thinkest that Flint doth shrink from this challenge. Lo, does he not believe in his own might? has he not discovered the 18 threads about Sandra Day Oconnor? This can be done, I say, and with no great cost of strength. Say on, Flint. Be thy shy? Or dost thy ignore this deed thou hast been charged with for some hidden reason? Art thou nittering? Hast thou sand in thy vagina?
Sorry, lumberjim, a "talk like a pirate day" was all I could scrape together on such short notice. So . . . do you like me yet?
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:13 PM   #42
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I wanted to report that I did, indeed, talk like a pirate at work yesterday.

After a lengthy explanation, they let me out.
Any chance we could get a transcript?
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:22 PM   #43
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:56 PM   #44
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I talk like a pirate everyday!!!
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:10 AM   #45
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I can talk like a pirate but usually only after I've had a LOT of Captain Morgan.

RUM.
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