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Old 02-22-2019, 02:01 PM   #12106
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Hey, happy birthday Grandmadigr!
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:34 PM   #12107
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Grandmadigr turned 101 today.

A good innings!
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Old 02-22-2019, 03:08 PM   #12108
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Grandmadigr turned 101 today.





Wowsers! HB GMD!


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Old 02-22-2019, 03:37 PM   #12109
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Just before mom was buried, I removed the big pavé diamond ring that she'd worn for years. When I finally got home, I wore it for awhile in her memory, but eventually stashed it somewhere in my house so it wouldn't get lost or stolen.

Of course, I lost it. Completely forgot where I put it, and I've been looking for it for a year and a half.

Found it yesterday! w0oT!!



Oh, and Happy Birthday, Grandmadigr.
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:23 PM   #12110
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Nice gams for 101 years old!
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Old 02-23-2019, 12:08 AM   #12111
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Why is it girls taking pictures of their feet, or are aware someone else is, always usually stand pigeon-toed?
It's like duck lips for feet.
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Old 02-23-2019, 07:55 AM   #12112
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It puts you off-balance, which means means vulnerable and thus attractive. Feet turned outward shows that you are ready for running/pouncing/fighting. It's not all for the camera; a lot of women just stand that way naturally, the same way men hook their thumbs into their belts to draw attention to their schwanz.
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:21 AM   #12113
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When only one foot is turned in: Right pigeon-toed, left brain. Left pigeon-toed, right brain. Guys want a gal who's right pigeon-toed in public and left pigeon-toed in the bedroom. Pictures are presumed to be going public.

In this case, I suspect she rotated her legs so the cats' eyes were facing forward for the picture.
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Old 02-23-2019, 09:58 AM   #12114
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It should also be noted that women's legs are more loosey-goosey in general, with our inefficient rotational hip design.
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Old 02-23-2019, 10:22 AM   #12115
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...the same way men hook their thumbs into their belts to draw attention to their schwanz.
Look. Look at it! Look at my Schwan's!!!

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Old 02-23-2019, 10:26 AM   #12116
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I appreciate yall's B-Day wishes toward Grandmadigr.

She's been doing great lately. No talking to the dead relatives, or talking out of her head and such in quite a while. And, outside of an iron supplement, no meds at all.
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Old 02-24-2019, 10:00 AM   #12117
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:57 AM   #12118
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Today my mobile phone contract cancellation has taken effect.
It was costing me £17.50 ($23.10) per month and was rarely used.
I still have my old PAYG phone which I kept going by using it once a month and that's all I need.
There's £9.50 credit on it and that will be sufficient for months.
I only need the mobile for when I'm out of the house so Dad can get hold of me and I'll make what few calls I need to from the home landline.

I feel curiously liberated.
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:14 AM   #12119
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I've used Tracfone ever since I got my first cell phone. It costs about $80 a year. Liberating indeed!
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Old 03-04-2019, 11:58 AM   #12120
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If they would let you use the data ports on their fones...

Or let ya get pics off one of their fones that don't use data cards...

Or let ya bluetooth photos off the fone...

Or had customer service that was actually worth a shit...

Or, meh, you get the idea.

But they are cheap. My TracFone only cost $4. Wasn't even on sale.

I've used them for a number of years, but TracFone is basically useless and a joke for anyone who actually uses a cell phone.
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