October 29, 2008: Hug a baby

Coign · 10-29-2008, 10:59 AM

No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug,
smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

10-29-2008, 10:59 AM	#1
Coign Wanted Driver Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vail, CO Posts: 279	October 29, 2008: Hug a baby No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail. Instructions for properly hugging a baby: 1. First, uh, find a baby 2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. 4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality. __________________ Quoting yourself is the height of hubris. -Coign

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