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Old 05-22-2013, 09:18 AM   #856
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Old 05-23-2013, 05:47 AM   #857
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:16 AM   #858
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My daughter in law told me that she was packing some clothes for an overnight trip to visit some friends. Our 4 year old granddaughter was watching her mother pack and noticed she put in a pair of pajamas.

"Why are you packing pajamas?" she asked.
"Mommy and daddy always wear pajamas when we sleep," she replied.

Emily thought for a moment and said, "Grandmother and Grampa don't wear pajamas, they sleep naked!".

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Old 06-02-2013, 01:32 AM   #859
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We were watching the Johnny Depp remake of Willy Wonka and there is a flashback of Willy Wonka telling his father he was going to run away.

The mm says, "Why run away? Why didn't he just get picked up and brought somewhere?"

I'm sure Monster can relate.
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:09 PM   #860
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heh.

the new normal.
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Old 06-25-2013, 02:34 PM   #861
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glatt jr., 11 years old, this afternoon having his first saxophone lesson:

"So do you listen to music"
"Uh, yeah"
"What type of music do you listen to?"
"Uuh...AC/DC"
"Oh really?" Well, I didn't bring any AC/DC with me today."
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:09 AM   #862
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Ah, I fondly remember many AC/DC saxaphone tunes.
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Old 06-26-2013, 09:06 PM   #863
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We were watching the Johnny Depp remake of Willy Wonka and there is a flashback of Willy Wonka telling his father he was going to run away.

The mm says, "Why run away? Why didn't he just get picked up and brought somewhere?"

I'm sure Monster can relate.
u have no idea. well maybe you do if you read my facebook about Hector (still alive)

Funny from Hebe yesterday (who only wears skirts, and her few pairs of pants are not denim, no way no-how), as she came out of the bathroom "Thanks for my Jeans".


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Genes. she had been admiring her differently-colored eyes in the mirror
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:01 PM   #864
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I was leaning on the door frame, waiting for my nephew to finish using the bathroom when he said to me, "Wow, you look beautiful." I laughed, turned to my sister and repeated what my nephew said. Then he said, "You know you are."
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:08 PM   #865
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Me: are you being a weisenheimer?
Inch: what's a weisenheimer?
Me: a smart aleck, a wise guy.
MM: (to Inch) you're a weisen-hinder.
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:18 PM   #866
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Doubly funny when you consider that weisen-hinder = smart ass
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Old 07-25-2013, 06:54 PM   #867
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She's frighteningly smart, I wouldn't put it past her knowing that. This week she's already made three puns where she had to say, Get it? Get it? Blah blah BLAH?

She's only six. I'm sunk.
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:16 PM   #868
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Old 08-27-2013, 06:06 PM   #869
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Another one from the mm:
"The moon helps me think"
Me: the moon helps you think?
"Yes. The moon sends a particular ion into my brain which helps me to think."

I'm locking my bedroom door at night.
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Old 08-27-2013, 06:11 PM   #870
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After all, she was capable of eloquently expressing skepticism as an infant ... clearly a prodigy.

You'll have to try the moon ion thing, foot. Keep up, now.
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