What's upsetting you today? - Page 112

DucksNuts · 03-13-2008, 06:58 PM

Yesssss....furry fucking bastard.

I live with them all the time, and generally they dont bother me...but in an enclosed area.......

zippyt · 03-13-2008, 09:39 PM

I killed the FUCK out of a little dog this morning with my truck !!

How do you kill the fuck out of a little dog ??
If you don't want to know DO NOT high lite the following text ,
As I was blasting thru the back roads of rural Arkansas this morning , a little white dog suddenly ran from the woods right in front of my truck , I missed him , but the little brown dog was Not so fast, 10,000 lbs worth of F350 at 60 mph , both front and rear tires , I saw chunks flying , and the spray on the side of the truck , i slowed down but when I saw the chunks falling I knew there was NOTHING I could do

FUCK !!!! THAT STARTED MY DAY OFF BAD !!

Sorry to be SO descriptive but I needed to get it off my chest .

Clodfobble · 03-13-2008, 09:49 PM

Sorry, zip.

At least you know he didn't suffer.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-13-2008, 10:30 PM

And the white dog had a warm breakfast.

Sundae · 03-14-2008, 04:27 AM

HLJ - I so did not need to see that HUGE picture when all alone in a spidery building. I don't have a problem with spiders, but that was too much too soon.

Ducks I laughed out loud when I read your post - it ranks up with my all time favourite of Wolf vs preying mantis. And reminds me not to sneak looks at the Cellar today when the office fills up, you're all too funny for me to get away with it!

RIP little brown dog. Still, like Clod says at least you didn't have to go back and finish the job.

DanaC · 03-14-2008, 06:08 AM

Ach Zippyt, how awful

Clodfobble · 03-14-2008, 07:46 AM

My goddamn back is killing me. I've developed what feels like a typical crick in one's neck, except it's down by my shoulder blade, and it's been there for days despite repeated massages and hot baths and such. It's making me sleep for shit--and I wasn't sleeping great to begin with these days--which has put me in a nasty mood all around. Last night was the worst yet, and case in point, I should damn well be asleep right now except my back woke me up enough that my body decided it was time to eat, and there's no ignoring that. Now, instead of feeling full, I'm having Braxton-Hicks contractions instead, which means no way will I be able to doze a little before it's really time to get up. Piss-moan-grumble-bitch-whine etc.

Sundae · 03-14-2008, 07:55 AM

I have horrible butterflies about my interview (16.15 this afternoon)
I'm going to try and bury them with food

DanaC · 03-14-2008, 10:13 AM

Good luck

Let us know how you get on!

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2008, 11:00 AM

Zip, at least you didn't swerve and end up against a tree or upside down in a ditch.

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2008, 11:08 AM

Clodfobble, it sounds like one of your thoracic vertebrae is out. Do you have a DO or chiropractor who can make an adjustment? There are also some arm/shoulder stretches that might help.

Shawnee123 · 03-14-2008, 11:10 AM

Hey Jesus, how about that back and arm stretching device you used, was that helpful?

another step in my road to hell

Cicero · 03-14-2008, 11:17 AM

I'm not going to read the post in white....Hope you are feeling better today Zippyt!

I don't even think I would have a day if I killed a dog on my way into work. I'd just call the whole thing off and go home and be miserable. Kudos for having a day after that! I would refuse.

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Hey Jesus, how about that back and arm stretching device you used, was that helpful?

another step in my road to hell

Back is better, hands still hurt.

Clodfobble · 03-14-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Clodfobble, it sounds like one of your thoracic vertebrae is out. Do you have a DO or chiropractor who can make an adjustment? There are also some arm/shoulder stretches that might help.

I don't officially have one, but I guess I could find a chiropractor on Monday if it keeps up through the weekend. Oddly enough, I was stretching my arm and neck around in the middle of the night and it suddenly was much, much worse, so now I'm afraid to do any kind of stretching at all. Is it possible to describe a magic pop-your-own-thoracic-vertebrae-back-in motion I could make?

03-13-2008, 09:39 PM	#1667
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I killed the FUCK out of a little dog this morning with my truck !! How do you kill the fuck out of a little dog ?? If you don't want to know DO NOT high lite the following text , As I was blasting thru the back roads of rural Arkansas this morning , a little white dog suddenly ran from the woods right in front of my truck , I missed him , but the little brown dog was Not so fast, 10,000 lbs worth of F350 at 60 mph , both front and rear tires , I saw chunks flying , and the spray on the side of the truck , i slowed down but when I saw the chunks falling I knew there was NOTHING I could do FUCK !!!! THAT STARTED MY DAY OFF BAD !! Sorry to be SO descriptive but I needed to get it off my chest . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-13-2008, 10:30 PM	#1669
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And the white dog had a warm breakfast. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-14-2008, 04:27 AM	#1670
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	HLJ - I so did not need to see that HUGE picture when all alone in a spidery building. I don't have a problem with spiders, but that was too much too soon. Ducks I laughed out loud when I read your post - it ranks up with my all time favourite of Wolf vs preying mantis. And reminds me not to sneak looks at the Cellar today when the office fills up, you're all too funny for me to get away with it! RIP little brown dog. Still, like Clod says at least you didn't have to go back and finish the job. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-14-2008, 07:55 AM	#1673
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have horrible butterflies about my interview (16.15 this afternoon) I'm going to try and bury them with food __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-14-2008, 11:00 AM	#1675
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Zip, at least you didn't swerve and end up against a tree or upside down in a ditch. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-13-2008, 06:58 PM	#1666
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Yesssss....furry fucking bastard. I live with them all the time, and generally they dont bother me...but in an enclosed area.......

03-13-2008, 09:49 PM	#1668
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Sorry, zip. At least you know he didn't suffer.

03-14-2008, 06:08 AM	#1671
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ach Zippyt, how awful

03-14-2008, 07:46 AM	#1672
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My goddamn back is killing me. I've developed what feels like a typical crick in one's neck, except it's down by my shoulder blade, and it's been there for days despite repeated massages and hot baths and such. It's making me sleep for shit--and I wasn't sleeping great to begin with these days--which has put me in a nasty mood all around. Last night was the worst yet, and case in point, I should damn well be asleep right now except my back woke me up enough that my body decided it was time to eat, and there's no ignoring that. Now, instead of feeling full, I'm having Braxton-Hicks contractions instead, which means no way will I be able to doze a little before it's really time to get up. Piss-moan-grumble-bitch-whine etc.

03-14-2008, 10:13 AM	#1674
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Good luck Let us know how you get on!

03-14-2008, 11:08 AM	#1676
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Clodfobble, it sounds like one of your thoracic vertebrae is out. Do you have a DO or chiropractor who can make an adjustment? There are also some arm/shoulder stretches that might help. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-14-2008, 11:10 AM	#1677
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey Jesus, how about that back and arm stretching device you used, was that helpful? another step in my road to hell __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-14-2008, 11:17 AM	#1678
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm not going to read the post in white....Hope you are feeling better today Zippyt! I don't even think I would have a day if I killed a dog on my way into work. I'd just call the whole thing off and go home and be miserable. Kudos for having a day after that! I would refuse. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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