On Report - Page 13

infinite monkey · 11-18-2014, 03:41 PM

I know right? I consent to background checks in my job search and they ask me "have you ever been on report?" and I'm sure I look up and to the left and stammer "um..no, no, of course not, why would I ever be on report...why would you even ask me that?" as I desperately hope these reports don't show up on the background check. I'm not applying for POPE, here, people, why should it matter if I've ever been on report?

jim, have you recently been contacted as to the date and nature of any reports i've been on?

lumberjim · 11-18-2014, 03:47 PM

I would have reported that

infinite monkey · 11-18-2014, 03:54 PM

Well, considering how lax you've been on your TPS reports I wasn't sure I could count on that.

Sundae · 11-18-2014, 04:50 PM

Infi's on report for fraternising with foreign bodies. Texually.
Someone somewhere overbroad.
She'm mighta got ebola.

lumberjim · 11-18-2014, 05:32 PM

Yeah, I've had a real bad case of the fukkits.

I'm on report!

meh

Sheldonrs · 11-19-2014, 07:10 AM

Who do I have to stop fucking to get on report?

Spexxvet · 11-19-2014, 01:52 PM

Who is this report of whom you speak?

Gravdigr · 11-19-2014, 02:50 PM

He said 'on', not 'in'.

BigV · 11-19-2014, 04:01 PM

That's only a matter of posture.

Sundae · 11-19-2014, 05:19 PM

If Shel stops fucking I have a feeling the world stops spinning.
Fuck away lad. Take up the slack for lazers like me.

Because if I put you on report you'd really know about it.

Sheldonrs · 11-20-2014, 07:36 AM

Have no fear, I managed to get it spinning this morning. ;-)

lumberjim · 05-12-2015, 03:32 PM

Flint is on report for losing his contacts and shotgun tagging on bookface

lumberjim · 05-12-2015, 03:55 PM

the cellar is on report for losing cicero, brianna, razz, cloud, and the rest of the people that made it what it was back in the days this thread started.

When I re read a thread like this one, it makes me laugh, but then I get a little sad. Not complaining or saying there's anything wrong with the people that are still here.... just missing my old friends that have stopped participating, or died.

limey · 05-12-2015, 04:05 PM

Hot Pastrami is on report.

Sent by thought transference

lumberjim · 05-12-2015, 04:18 PM

I'll let him know

11-18-2014, 03:47 PM	#182
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I would have reported that __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-18-2014, 05:32 PM	#185
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Yeah, I've had a real bad case of the fukkits. I'm on report! meh __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-19-2014, 07:10 AM	#186
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Who do I have to stop fucking to get on report? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-19-2014, 01:52 PM	#187
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Who is this report of whom you speak? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-19-2014, 02:50 PM	#188
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He said 'on', not 'in'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-18-2014, 03:41 PM	#181
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I know right? I consent to background checks in my job search and they ask me "have you ever been on report?" and I'm sure I look up and to the left and stammer "um..no, no, of course not, why would I ever be on report...why would you even ask me that?" as I desperately hope these reports don't show up on the background check. I'm not applying for POPE, here, people, why should it matter if I've ever been on report? jim, have you recently been contacted as to the date and nature of any reports i've been on?

11-18-2014, 03:54 PM	#183
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, considering how lax you've been on your TPS reports I wasn't sure I could count on that.

11-18-2014, 04:50 PM	#184
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Infi's on report for fraternising with foreign bodies. Texually. Someone somewhere overbroad. She'm mighta got ebola.

11-19-2014, 04:01 PM	#189
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That's only a matter of posture. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-19-2014, 05:19 PM	#190
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If Shel stops fucking I have a feeling the world stops spinning. Fuck away lad. Take up the slack for lazers like me. Because if I put you on report you'd really know about it.

11-20-2014, 07:36 AM	#191
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Have no fear, I managed to get it spinning this morning. ;-) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-12-2015, 03:32 PM	#192
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Flint is on report for losing his contacts and shotgun tagging on bookface __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-12-2015, 03:55 PM	#193
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the cellar is on report for losing cicero, brianna, razz, cloud, and the rest of the people that made it what it was back in the days this thread started. When I re read a thread like this one, it makes me laugh, but then I get a little sad. Not complaining or saying there's anything wrong with the people that are still here.... just missing my old friends that have stopped participating, or died. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-12-2015, 04:05 PM	#194
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Hot Pastrami is on report. Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-12-2015, 04:18 PM	#195
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'll let him know __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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