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Old 01-11-2010, 10:14 PM   #1
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:23 PM   #2
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:35 PM   #3
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:47 PM   #4
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that's a turd in the punchbowl of a post
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Old 01-12-2010, 07:37 AM   #5
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Old 01-12-2010, 07:41 AM   #6
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:08 AM   #7
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:13 AM   #8
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:23 AM   #9
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:37 AM   #10
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:40 PM   #11
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this thread has turned into a self-fellating kiss fest. I am dissapoint
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:05 PM   #12
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:08 PM   #13
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:37 PM   #14
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The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:09 PM   #15
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The thread runs down the river amuck.
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