Baby You Can Hit My Car

infinite monkey · 07-05-2012, 07:32 AM

Or: Infinite Monkey's Incredibly Bad Luck with Vehicles Part III: The Alley's Revenge.

Yeah, so I was at my friend's house yesterday and I parked in the back, where one alley runs perpendicular to the other. Apparently someone didn't negotiate that turn very well.

I didn't see it until this morning when I was getting gas. I don't see the passenger side as a general rule. I wish I had seen it before I left there.

I think some of it could be buffed out because there isn't really any damage to the quarter panel except rubbed in paint and a couple chips.

FML FML FML FML FML

Unabomber cabin still for sale?

Spexxvet · 07-05-2012, 07:39 AM

That sucks, Infi. Maybe you'd be better off with a horse.

infinite monkey · 07-05-2012, 07:43 AM

I'd love to have a horse, and a horse lifestyle, and a horse barn and a horse farm and a horse house, a horse pool and a horse porch and nothing but horses and riding and enjoying and NO humans. Not one. Because I'm really not seeing much use for humans these days.

Spexxvet · 07-05-2012, 07:57 AM

How about horsehead bookends?

infinite monkey · 07-05-2012, 08:07 AM

Certainly horse head bookends would be in keeping with my all horse motif.

All horses. All the time.

classicman · 07-05-2012, 04:27 PM

Damn ... Just asking here, but does your car have one of these on it?

Lamplighter · 07-05-2012, 08:04 PM

IM, you need to set your gaze in another direction.
Lately, you've been seeing too many horses asses.

monster · 07-05-2012, 08:06 PM

We just paid $940 to keep the Windstar running ....and now it looks like another $500 repair is needed...... If only I hadn't written off the Focus, we could afford to replace it...... i feel your pain, even if mine is caused by the gremlins rather than the humans.....

infinite monkey · 07-05-2012, 08:14 PM

Classic, I do actually have that on my car. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously!

Lamp, I live in ohio. It is nothing but horses asses!

Monster, I feel your pain because car maintenance and obsolescence sucks but PEOPLE KEEP RUNNING INTO ME!

monster · 07-05-2012, 08:49 PM

GREMLINS KEEP FUCKING WITH MY CAR!!!!!! I think Belle Tire employ them......

07-05-2012, 07:32 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Baby You Can Hit My Car Or: Infinite Monkey's Incredibly Bad Luck with Vehicles Part III: The Alley's Revenge. Yeah, so I was at my friend's house yesterday and I parked in the back, where one alley runs perpendicular to the other. Apparently someone didn't negotiate that turn very well. I didn't see it until this morning when I was getting gas. I don't see the passenger side as a general rule. I wish I had seen it before I left there. I think some of it could be buffed out because there isn't really any damage to the quarter panel except rubbed in paint and a couple chips. FML FML FML FML FML Unabomber cabin still for sale?

07-05-2012, 07:39 AM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	That sucks, Infi. Maybe you'd be better off with a horse. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-05-2012, 07:57 AM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	How about horsehead bookends? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-05-2012, 04:27 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Damn ... Just asking here, but does your car have one of these on it? Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-05-2012, 08:06 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We just paid $940 to keep the Windstar running ....and now it looks like another $500 repair is needed...... If only I hadn't written off the Focus, we could afford to replace it...... i feel your pain, even if mine is caused by the gremlins rather than the humans..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-05-2012, 07:43 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'd love to have a horse, and a horse lifestyle, and a horse barn and a horse farm and a horse house, a horse pool and a horse porch and nothing but horses and riding and enjoying and NO humans. Not one. Because I'm really not seeing much use for humans these days.

07-05-2012, 08:07 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Certainly horse head bookends would be in keeping with my all horse motif. All horses. All the time.

07-05-2012, 08:04 PM	#7
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	IM, you need to set your gaze in another direction. Lately, you've been seeing too many horses asses.

07-05-2012, 08:14 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Classic, I do actually have that on my car. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously! Lamp, I live in ohio. It is nothing but horses asses! Monster, I feel your pain because car maintenance and obsolescence sucks but PEOPLE KEEP RUNNING INTO ME!

07-05-2012, 08:49 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	GREMLINS KEEP FUCKING WITH MY CAR!!!!!! I think Belle Tire employ them...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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