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Old 06-02-2019, 02:43 PM   #4081
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I remember mentioning that before in this thread with regard to the weird news about a television actor who was fired for kicking a writer. One would have had to follow a link; however, to get to the Wikipedia entry for Shin-kicking.
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:41 AM   #4082
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I couldn't help myself, why the fuck would they do that? What's the point? Then it all came clear when I read the object is to throw the other guy to the ground, shin kicking is just part of the process.


Speaking of strange news...

According to the report, the 35-year-old man had fallen off his moped nine days before his visit to the ER. At first, he only seemed to have bruised his perineum, the area between the genitals and anus that’s commonly known as the “taint.” Before long, though, the man developed an erection that lasted far, far more than four hours. While the erection itself wasn’t painful and there were no other symptoms, he did have to deal with “mild discomfort on walking. ”Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade 4 erection,

0 – Penis does not enlarge.
1 – Penis is larger, but not hard.
2 – Penis is hard, but not hard enough for penetration.
3 – Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.
4 – Penis is completely hard and fully rigid.

Yeah after 9 days it's wise to ask a pro.
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Old 06-12-2019, 09:46 AM   #4083
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Ok, if this happens...I might have to see it in person.

Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise To A UFC Cage Fight…Conor McGregor Wants To Host It
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Old 06-12-2019, 09:50 AM   #4084
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The perfect example of an adult who is still a child.
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Old 06-12-2019, 12:36 PM   #4085
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Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me?
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Old 06-12-2019, 02:19 PM   #4086
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If only we could have a meteor impact that octagon while they are all in it.
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Old 06-12-2019, 02:52 PM   #4087
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Well, I guess this is where we’re at in 2019 ‘Merica.
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Old 06-12-2019, 10:39 PM   #4088
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Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me?
Any adult who is no longer a child knows that child. Even "Leave it to Beaver". is more adult.

One would expect him to pick on someone more like himself - ie henry.
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Old 07-01-2019, 12:06 PM   #4089
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Police called after man kicks off about gay pride gnome at Plymouth Asda

A man was told to leave an Asda store by police after reportedly kicking off about a gay pride gnome.

Four police officers attended the Estover branch in Plymouth at around 4.25pm on Saturday following reports that an abusive male was shouting at staff.

A shopper, who was in the store at the time, told Plymouth Live that the man was "causing a disturbance over a gnome [in] sort of gay pride flag colours".

The man was shouting at staff saying the colourful gnomes "offended him", the witness added.

The force incident manager at Devon and Cornwall Police, who oversees all incidents across the two counties, said the man was said to be "abusive and loud" and "was advised to leave the store by officers at the scene".

The irate shopper "eventually" co-operated.

He added: "The man was making a complaint about an item he had bought."

The witness, who asked to remain anonymous, said the incident unfolded at around 5.30pm, adding that the man was alone and had a "rainbow coloured gnome" in his bag.
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Old 07-01-2019, 02:13 PM   #4090
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Maybe he has other shit upsetting him and this is just what finally triggered the meltdown - on the other hand, maybe sometimes a gnome is just a gnome
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Old 07-01-2019, 03:07 PM   #4091
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Perhaps he has had a bad experience with a gay little person...

Y'know whut, Ima just say it, get it out there, and over with:

Gay midget.

There.
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Old 07-01-2019, 04:07 PM   #4092
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Wait... he was upset about a gay gnome . . . that he had bought ??
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Old 07-01-2019, 10:31 PM   #4093
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adding that the man was alone and had a "rainbow coloured gnome" in his bag.
I'd guess his wife or boyfriend brought it home.
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Old 07-02-2019, 09:53 AM   #4094
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When did gnomes start having sex?
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Old 07-02-2019, 12:02 PM   #4095
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When do they STOP?
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