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Old 05-09-2019, 12:48 AM   #1
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Notre Dame

You probably heard they had a little fire over in gay paree...

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The suggestions for how to rebuild it have been pouring in... or out.
Yeah out, an outpouring, and many of them are plain fugly. Really, like they were guzzling Tequila.

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and as you can see some think the money would be be better invested in other projects.
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Old 05-09-2019, 09:07 AM   #2
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I'm thinkin' God might say: leave it be...it was just a buildin'

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Old 05-09-2019, 09:26 AM   #3
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That fact that it was built as a church and still used as a church, has taken a back seat to being a political and historical edifice for a lot of the French.

It makes me wonder, if bad guys destroyed the Statue of Liberty what would we replace it with?
A replica? A Trump Hotel? Something else?
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Old 05-09-2019, 09:46 AM   #4
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Put the head and torch on a beach, a la Planet of the Apes.
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Old 05-09-2019, 12:57 PM   #5
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That'd work
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Old 05-09-2019, 02:59 PM   #6
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I'm thinkin' God might say: leave it be...it was just a buildin'


A church is the people, not the building.
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Old 05-09-2019, 04:16 PM   #7
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Something that looks like a stylized guillotine would probably make God and the Yellow Vests happy.
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Old 05-15-2019, 01:29 PM   #8
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:48 AM   #9
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The proposals keep coming...
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:14 AM   #10
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They can top it off with an air traffic control tower and open a droneport.
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Old 05-22-2019, 09:21 PM   #11
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God got angry because they did not win a national championship. Even god's can get emotional.
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Old 05-25-2019, 08:27 AM   #12
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Miniature golf! They need a mini golf course on top of the cathedral. They can make a fortune off blessings of golf clubs and golf balls.
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Old 05-25-2019, 08:42 AM   #13
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I think that's what they're doing in the lower right.
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Old 05-25-2019, 08:52 AM   #14
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I didn't know what that was supposed to be.

They could also stretch some fishing nets across the river and open a rooftop driving range!
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Old 05-25-2019, 02:28 PM   #15
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Well I'm not sure, but that's the only thing I could guess that made any sense.
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