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Old 12-16-2008, 01:50 PM   #16
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?what?, there isn't a 'what's chapping your ass today?' thread already?

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Old 12-16-2008, 01:53 PM   #17
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Yah. I had nowhere to put that. That's chapping my ass too.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:01 PM   #18
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Sometimes violent teens really chap my ass.

http://news.aol.com/article/grandmot...-attack/278791
Those teens would make great fish bait!
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Old 04-19-2009, 01:54 AM   #19
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Old 04-19-2009, 02:35 AM   #20
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:42 AM   #21
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:53 AM   #22
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re: V & Bri - could you get her ex and his dog together? sounds like they deserve each other
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Old 04-19-2009, 07:54 PM   #23
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Ex + Dog = One hell of a great idea!

Ooooh sorry, my karma ran over your dogma.

The very little patience I have for dogs is usually all used up on their owners. At the bike race today, someone who I know and like(d) brought his huge ass Alsatian who was ten months old and not socialized to a crowd of thousands. Leaping, snarling, barking at everyone as he walked the gauntlet. WTF? dude. Leave your anti social dog at home. This isn't the event to crowd train him at.

Most dog owners lack the balls to walk up and down the street shouting at random people "fuck you. you suck, I'm envious of your life or car or clothes or lover." Or whatever. Instead they have their fucking proxy dogs do all the anti social shit they haven't got the balls to do themselves.

It's almost the same as parents who think their little kids are so adorable when they let them run amok and trash places. "Oh aren't they cute?"

Yes. They are delightful.
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:44 PM   #24
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Yes, and let's not forget the douchebags who think they can bring their massive dog to the playground with no leash. "Oh, he's always very gentle with our kids, I'm sure he'll be fine with other kids that he's never met."
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:26 PM   #25
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I'm thinking, to make some money in this wretched economy, we should set up a Cellar Daycare and Cellar Pet-Sitting service. We'd be great at it.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:54 PM   #26
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Would you guys still look after me?
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:04 PM   #27
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Thumbs down fracco berry juice

why would you do that to me? all i want is a dreamlover so the rest of the world can go piss on themselves while we sleep peacefully.
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:12 PM   #28
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err...... OK.
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:57 PM   #29
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all i want is a dreamlover
p.s. don't ask what you already know, goddammit.
Isn't that the guy who posts the really shitty pics of pillows burning?
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Old 04-21-2009, 07:06 AM   #30
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I read most of his posts and they were (IMO) all equally pointless.
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