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Old 06-18-2009, 05:46 PM   #1
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Knock Knock

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Old 06-18-2009, 05:53 PM   #2
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best knock knock joke:

somebody start it:
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:02 PM   #3
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:25 PM   #4
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Quote:
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best knock knock joke:

somebody start it:
My personal favorite: works on the nieces every time.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:26 PM   #5
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Have you told them the "interrupting cow" joke, Shawnee? They'd love that one.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:29 PM   #6
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Hehehee, that's the one they tell me that gets the ball rolling so I can sneak the "you start" one in on them.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:32 PM   #7
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Knock, knock.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:00 PM   #8
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After the big interrupting cow, try the big interrupting sloth (hiss at them about 20 seconds late). Then the big interrupting totally uncalled for (apply palm of right hand to their face as firmly as you dare).
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:43 AM   #9
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I don't get it.
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:47 AM   #10
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It's like this, Gravdigr:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c--
MOOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
..........................SSssssss.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting totally uncalled for.
Interr--
*SMACK*
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:50 AM   #11
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:50 AM   #12
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Ohhh...now I get it.
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