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06-10-2009, 06:39 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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...the handle breaks off
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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06-10-2009, 07:42 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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...they check your IP address....
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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06-11-2009, 07:42 AM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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... the creepy theme music starts playing.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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06-11-2009, 07:49 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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... you hear the car pull into the driveway.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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06-11-2009, 08:21 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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. . . you forget to plug the cooling fan back in.
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06-11-2009, 08:25 AM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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... you look in the laser with your remaining eye.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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06-11-2009, 08:02 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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... the "Neighborhood Watch" captain starts snooping around...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-14-2009, 03:44 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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... you see the train heading towards you at 70 mph!
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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06-14-2009, 04:05 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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... you find out where your Pop Rocks went.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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06-14-2009, 06:28 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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...your funnel tastes like shit......
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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06-14-2009, 07:12 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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... you hear the rubber glove snapping...
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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06-14-2009, 08:32 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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.. the proctologist undoes his belt...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-15-2009, 11:56 PM
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the administrator finds the banning button and goes trigger happy.
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