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Old 06-30-2009, 12:42 PM   #1
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If you were a bag of chips

Which kind would you be?

I would be a bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos, sitting forgotten at the back of the shelf: a little hot, kind of cheesy, and a bit stale.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:49 PM   #2
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:53 PM   #3
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sea salt and vinegar

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Old 06-30-2009, 01:00 PM   #4
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So long as someone eats me, I don't care what kind I am.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:07 PM   #5
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:43 PM   #6
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:52 PM   #7
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:02 PM   #8
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:11 PM   #9
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I would be a family sized bag of Santitas corn chips -- basic and reliable.
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:15 PM   #10
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:25 PM   #11
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Old 06-30-2009, 03:21 PM   #12
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I get it Monster. Unusual and no longer available
Although I LOVE Worcester Sauce French Fries. Very low in fat too.

I'd be a packet of Skips.
Not very healthy, an unnatural colour and leave your fingers smelling faintly of fish.
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Old 06-30-2009, 03:23 PM   #13
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Either pink poker chips formed from plastic explosive, or krupuk.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:50 PM   #14
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When I was in HS, my dance teacher told us that chips and soda are where cellulite comes from. It scarred me for life, although for some reason I decided she only meant potato chips... so I choose corn chips. Scoops specifically because they make the best nachos.
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Old 06-30-2009, 07:25 PM   #15
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I get it Monster. Unusual and no longer available
Although I LOVE Worcester Sauce French Fries. Very low in fat too.

I'd be a packet of Skips.
Not very healthy, an unnatural colour and leave your fingers smelling faintly of fish.

Did you like my angllo/American blend there? I meant to italicize the "shire" for accent, but forgot

They still make Skips?
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