The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Images > Quality Images and Videos

Quality Images and Videos Post your own images and videos of your own days

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-12-2019, 11:20 AM   #12631
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 38,949
I was about to say something about the lack of a helmet when I---Is he wearing a tux?
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2019, 11:22 AM   #12632
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 38,949
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr View Post
Her clit was ten inches long and weighed 2 pounds...
That was funneh as hedoublehockeysticks. And what did I get?

Crickets.

__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2019, 12:13 AM   #12633
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 70,022
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr View Post
I was about to say something about the lack of a helmet when I---Is he wearing a tux?
Looks like a black sweatshirt with a white emblem like Adidas or something.
__________________
The four horsemen ~ Hahn, Azar, Redfield, & Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2019, 01:14 PM   #12634
Happy Monkey
I think this line's mostly filler.
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
Posts: 13,476
Do not eat your breakfast in the middle of the road.


__________________
_________________
|...............| We live in the nick of times.
| Len 17, Wid 3 |
|_______________| [pics]
Happy Monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2019, 08:58 PM   #12635
Happy Monkey
I think this line's mostly filler.
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
Posts: 13,476
__________________
_________________
|...............| We live in the nick of times.
| Len 17, Wid 3 |
|_______________| [pics]
Happy Monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2019, 11:48 AM   #12636
fargon
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,628
I saw Cats on stage back in the late 80s in LA.
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!!
I live a blessed life
I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!!
Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.
fargon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2019, 10:01 AM   #12637
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 70,022
Imagine seeing this laying on somebody's desk, or on a bus/subway.
Attached Images
 
__________________
The four horsemen ~ Hahn, Azar, Redfield, & Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2019, 07:40 AM   #12638
beauregaardhooligan
Hoodoo Guru
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 319
Quote:
Originally Posted by fargon View Post
I saw Cats on stage back in the late 80s in LA.
Did they push everything off the edge?
beauregaardhooligan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2019, 07:49 AM   #12639
fargon
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,628
Not on stage, but my cats at home did.
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!!
I live a blessed life
I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!!
Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.
fargon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2019, 08:58 AM   #12640
captainhook455
Rapscallion
 
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 1,349
I use to put bread ties on the kitchen window sill. Then one day I wanted a tie to twist on half a bag of frozen french fries. None to be had. All were in the floor and had been swept the day before. Being the detective that I am I set a trap with a long black tie from a phone charger that I had bought. Right around midnight I hear flap, flap flap from the kitchen. My tuxedo cat Betty is swatting the tie and when it hits the floor she was no longer interested. Now I keep the ties in the silverware drawer.

Innocent until proven guilty.

Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk
captainhook455 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2019, 11:47 AM   #12641
fargon
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,628
Kitteh's do what Kitteh's do.
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!!
I live a blessed life
I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!!
Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.
fargon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2019, 03:20 PM   #12642
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 38,949
Quote:
Originally Posted by captainhook455 View Post
I use to put bread ties on the kitchen window sill.
We gave up on bread ties. We have about a hundred little springy clips for the bread, chips, fries, cookies...

OMFGwehavecookies!!!!
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2019, 07:05 AM   #12643
beauregaardhooligan
Hoodoo Guru
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 319
I have to tell y'all about my catTrap.
Don't worry, it's harmless!
...mostly.
I lived in a house with a big porch that had flat concrete pads on top of the railing posts, about a foot and a half square. Neighborhood cats had claimed them, after marking their territory. They would lounge on the pads and ignore my "Scat!" until I got to the top of the stairs, and then run off. The next day when I'd get home from work they were back, after remarking their territory.
I dunno where I heard about the idea, but you use 2" wide boxing tape and a beer can. I put about 3 orSo feet of tape, sticky side up, all around the perimeter of the pad and attach the end to the beer can which you sit in the center. They can't see the tape, and since my friends and I used to share some cold ones it was not unusual to see an empty at times so they didn't suspect.
Typically they jump up and land on the tape and immediately put their free paws on it to try and get it off.
Then they run, with the beer can clattering after them.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
I set at least halfAdozen traps, all of which worked.
I only ever found the remains of 2 traps. One managed to leave it on the porch and the other I found half a block away under a car.
No harm done mostly, just some hurt feline feelings.
...and they got the message and stayed off the porch!
beauregaardhooligan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2019, 07:12 AM   #12644
fargon
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,628
Poor Kitteh's.
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!!
I live a blessed life
I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!!
Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.
fargon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2019, 07:17 AM   #12645
beauregaardhooligan
Hoodoo Guru
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 319
Quote:
Originally Posted by fargon View Post
Poor Kitteh's.
nah
I don't mind friendly cats, but they weren't.
...and it was not their territory to mark.
beauregaardhooligan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
humor


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:04 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.