"Your permanent record!"

Griff · 04-04-2008, 12:35 PM

The lighter side of UT's present situation...

What's on your permanent record?

It turned out that there was to be no frisbee in the auditorium.

glatt · 04-04-2008, 12:38 PM

You can't play cops and robbers as a teenager without scaring the neighbors and getting the real cops involved in the chase through the woods.

Razzmatazz13 · 04-04-2008, 12:43 PM

I was on honor roll for most of school, and was invited to the student achievement breakfast....twice

So I suppose that's on there

Flint · 04-04-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

You can't play cops and robbers as a teenager without scaring the neighbors and getting the real cops involved in the chase through the woods.

Also, when you're in junior high, and you sneak out to go to the store, in a town that has a curfew, and you're going through a bank parking lot and you see headlights coming at you (and you don't know that it's a cop, checking on what you're doing at the bank in the middle of the night) and you run and hide in the bushes, don't stay hidden and refuse to some out until the cops have to call out the searchlights and helicopters to find you.

glatt · 04-04-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

searchlights and helicopters

I bet the cops are in a great mood when they find you after that, just like after a run through the muddy woods because they didn't know where the swampy section was.

Shawnee123 · 04-04-2008, 12:53 PM

I have my HS grad tassle hanging from my rear view window still. Or not.

I was, however, on the Dean's OTHER list.

SteveDallas · 04-04-2008, 01:49 PM

I don't believe I ever did anything to draw negative attention from the school authorities either. Still....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

I was on honor roll for most of school, and was invited to the student achievement breakfast....twice

So I suppose that's on there

smoothmoniker · 04-04-2008, 03:17 PM

Breaking and entering, Joy-riding, possession of a weapon on campus, held the school record for number of times placed in and then removed from the honors program, won 1st prize at the county science fair, had to give it back when they found out I'd cheated ...

Ya know, typical bored-with-school stuff.

Clodfobble · 04-04-2008, 04:24 PM

In 8th grade I loosely implied in science class that a particular girl might be an example of a cow-human hybrid (her last name was Cowan, see.) Too many people got it and laughed, so the teacher figured it out and I got sent to the assistant principal's office for bullying, despite the fact that this girl and I were decent acquaintances and I was far-more-often-than-not the victim of bullying at that age... While waiting in the office for my verbal beatdown, the staff kept sending me off to run errands for them, because they all knew me from Student Council and assumed I must be there on official good-kid business.

barefoot serpent · 04-04-2008, 04:55 PM

Fortunately, I was in class when the assistant principals car was torched. Otherwise, I'd still be doin' life in Folsom.

Cicero · 04-04-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

Fortunately, I was in class when the assistant principals car was torched. Otherwise, I'd still be doin' life in Folsom.

Oh so that's your story and you are sticking to it? Riiiight.
lol!

Sundae · 04-04-2008, 06:40 PM

Apparently, if you climb tree to a read a book and stay there for a couple of hours when you're 14 (because you are late in hitting puberty and hate sharing a bedroom with your boy-mad sister) it is necessary to send the police to investigate your anti-social tendencies. They then explain to your bright red face that you are on council property (despite you playing there all of your childhood) and - obviously seeing you are about to cry - say they were only called because there had been vandalism in the are recently and people are worried.

Oh and for some reason at 17 you are not supposed to give your 18 year old boyfriend a BJ in a secluded layby. And you will spend the next 6 months feeling sick every time the phone rings or you hear the doorbell, thinking the police have decided to follow it up because you were too humiliated to give a false name and address.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-05-2008, 08:27 PM

I can use my permanent record for a chair... make that a bar stool.

Cicero · 04-06-2008, 12:34 PM

I think we should inquire about xo's permanent record. The older you are the more time you have to screw up. So...Bruce, care to spill the juicy details...hmmmm? *nosey*

Any good ones so when I try and work my way out of my next jam I may draw on your wisdom? (I just worry about next not if)

xoxoxoBruce · 04-06-2008, 05:52 PM

I'd have to check the statute if limitations first.

04-04-2008, 12:35 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"Your permanent record!" The lighter side of UT's present situation... What's on your permanent record? It turned out that there was to be no frisbee in the auditorium. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-04-2008, 12:43 PM	#3
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	I was on honor roll for most of school, and was invited to the student achievement breakfast....twice So I suppose that's on there __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

04-04-2008, 12:53 PM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I have my HS grad tassle hanging from my rear view window still. Or not. I was, however, on the Dean's OTHER list. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-04-2008, 03:17 PM	#8
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Breaking and entering, Joy-riding, possession of a weapon on campus, held the school record for number of times placed in and then removed from the honors program, won 1st prize at the county science fair, had to give it back when they found out I'd cheated ... Ya know, typical bored-with-school stuff. __________________ to live and die in LA

04-04-2008, 04:55 PM	#10
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Fortunately, I was in class when the assistant principals car was torched. Otherwise, I'd still be doin' life in Folsom. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

04-04-2008, 12:38 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	You can't play cops and robbers as a teenager without scaring the neighbors and getting the real cops involved in the chase through the woods.

04-04-2008, 04:24 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	In 8th grade I loosely implied in science class that a particular girl might be an example of a cow-human hybrid (her last name was Cowan, see.) Too many people got it and laughed, so the teacher figured it out and I got sent to the assistant principal's office for bullying, despite the fact that this girl and I were decent acquaintances and I was far-more-often-than-not the victim of bullying at that age... While waiting in the office for my verbal beatdown, the staff kept sending me off to run errands for them, because they all knew me from Student Council and assumed I must be there on official good-kid business.

04-04-2008, 06:40 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Apparently, if you climb tree to a read a book and stay there for a couple of hours when you're 14 (because you are late in hitting puberty and hate sharing a bedroom with your boy-mad sister) it is necessary to send the police to investigate your anti-social tendencies. They then explain to your bright red face that you are on council property (despite you playing there all of your childhood) and - obviously seeing you are about to cry - say they were only called because there had been vandalism in the are recently and people are worried. Oh and for some reason at 17 you are not supposed to give your 18 year old boyfriend a BJ in a secluded layby. And you will spend the next 6 months feeling sick every time the phone rings or you hear the doorbell, thinking the police have decided to follow it up because you were too humiliated to give a false name and address. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-05-2008, 08:27 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I can use my permanent record for a chair... make that a bar stool. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-06-2008, 12:34 PM	#14
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I think we should inquire about xo's permanent record. The older you are the more time you have to screw up. So...Bruce, care to spill the juicy details...hmmmm? nosey Any good ones so when I try and work my way out of my next jam I may draw on your wisdom? (I just worry about next not if) __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-06-2008, 05:52 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'd have to check the statute if limitations first. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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