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Old 03-30-2019, 12:09 AM   #1816
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The only reason to grow Zucchini is defense against other people trying to give you theirs.

Glinda, do you net your blueberries?.
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Old 03-30-2019, 07:25 AM   #1817
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Cuz they're free range?
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Old 03-30-2019, 07:46 AM   #1818
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Free range Zucchinis or Blueberries?
I'd say net the berries, the birds can have the damn Zucchinis.
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Old 03-30-2019, 11:04 AM   #1819
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Glinda, do you net your blueberries?.
Wull, I hope she ain't grossing them...
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Old 03-31-2019, 05:34 PM   #1820
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Are you really sure you want to include zucchini in your plan for world domination? Edible Triffids, those things. You could feed, like, three or four Chinese Red Army platoons (several hordes per, you know) on your zucchini harvest.

There are stories in some regions about people who *never* lock their doors and their cars except in zucchini season. That's to keep people from leaving shopping bags full of zukes in their cars' passenger side seats.
I'll take 'em all! What I don't use, the chickens devour. More, better aigs for sale!
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Old 03-31-2019, 05:35 PM   #1821
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The only reason to grow Zucchini is defense against other people trying to give you theirs.

Glinda, do you net your blueberries?.
I have in the past, but it's more of a pain in the ass than it's worth. My bushes produce far more than I can eat/collect, so if the birds get some, I don't mind. They don't eat that much, and we're all in this together, after all.
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Old 03-31-2019, 05:37 PM   #1822
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Free range Zucchinis or Blueberries?
I'd say net the berries, the birds can have the damn Zucchinis.
Believe it or not, if I don't collect the zucchini fairly regularly, the deer will eat them (well, they'll eat about half a zucchini, then move on to the next). THOSE bastiches, I'd prefer to starve.

Friggin' deer.
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Old 03-31-2019, 05:38 PM   #1823
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Old 04-01-2019, 12:04 PM   #1824
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I almost went to the What's Pissing You Off thread, but I didn't...

It looks like 85 degrees outside.

It is 43 degrees outside.
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Old 04-04-2019, 12:58 AM   #1825
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BBC story on Carbon Engineering, the Canuck company removing CO2 from the air

They got the cost down to $100 per ton of CO2

They got $68M in investments from fossil fuel companies
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Old 04-04-2019, 09:18 AM   #1826
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Put $30 of gasoline in the car. Only $4 moves the car. Rest is wasted as heat, noise, and pollution. Therein lies a solution. A scumbag Don even quashed that innovation.
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Old 04-04-2019, 11:35 AM   #1827
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Was 42 this morning 68 out there now. I have to get the bike out and go for a ride. We usually don't get much of a spring here, but this year it has been nice.

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Old 04-04-2019, 11:38 AM   #1828
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Was 42 this morning 68 out there now. I have to get the bike out and go for a ride. We usually don't get much of a spring here, but this year it has been nice.
You mean trike?
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Old 04-04-2019, 11:04 PM   #1829
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