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Old 01-05-2017, 03:39 PM   #16
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Old 01-05-2017, 04:54 PM   #17
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Old 01-05-2017, 05:51 PM   #18
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they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?
What's old and wrinkly and smells like ginger?


Fred Astaire's face.
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Old 01-05-2017, 08:19 PM   #19
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waiting for messages in cobwebs is why I never clean. Plus dustbunnies look awesome with googly eyes -but they need to be a decent size.
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Old 01-05-2017, 08:24 PM   #20
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waiting for messages in cobwebs is why I never clean. Plus dustbunnies look awesome with googly eyes -but they need to be a decent size.


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Old 01-07-2017, 11:39 AM   #21
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Women are like girls.

Only older.

But legal.
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:29 AM   #22
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I don't know if it's universal, but 99% of the women who come to my house immediately head for the bathroom.
I've had dogs so exited to see me they peed, but I doubt that's the reason in this case.
So a girl told me she was going to stop by. I said the door's open, come on in.
Then I hung these 3 signs.
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:38 AM   #23
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Women are like
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Because they're not
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:13 PM   #24
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