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Old 05-22-2016, 06:40 AM   #31
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+5 for each instance of quitting a book when you realize you don't like it after all
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Old 05-22-2016, 09:11 AM   #32
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...The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has ...
+10 for every millimetre of facial hair
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Old 05-22-2016, 10:26 AM   #33
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Oh no no, because I don't think driving a minivan makes you cool. Actually, I think wanting to drive a cool car makes one uncool, because vehicles are way overrated. But minivans aren't inherently cool.

On the other hand, I've expressed my distaste for facial hair many times. The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has is directly proportional to my Kinsey Number.
Girl, you are so out of luck for the next few years. Even Prince Harry has a beard.
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Old 05-22-2016, 11:02 AM   #34
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- 1000 for attacking someone else's list.
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Old 05-22-2016, 04:30 PM   #35
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Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end?

Isn't that what computers are for?

How can we do that?
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Old 05-22-2016, 05:11 PM   #36
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I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...
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Old 05-22-2016, 06:00 PM   #37
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I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...
Tim? Is that you?
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Old 05-22-2016, 06:21 PM   #38
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Old 05-22-2016, 07:36 PM   #39
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Old 05-22-2016, 10:56 PM   #40
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-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100

+100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient.
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Old 05-23-2016, 03:15 AM   #41
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+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid
+50 if the most used car you own is an electric car
+100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport
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Old 05-23-2016, 06:06 AM   #42
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-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")
Too soon.
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