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Old 06-18-2009, 11:36 PM   #1
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Life is like a...

...over ripe tomato - it looks a bit dodgy, but it's juicy and sweet once you get stuck into it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:37 PM   #2
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bocks of cockolatts
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:39 PM   #3
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bocks of cockolatts

I think that one's already spoken for.

You're supposed to put your own thoughts...if you'd like.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:44 PM   #4
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life is like a shut the fuck up and let me be me!






and tits
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:59 PM   #5
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pile of shit - sometimes you just have to wade through it.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:08 AM   #6
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life is like a dream. if you would come with me up to paradise up above. shaboom
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Old 06-19-2009, 05:54 AM   #7
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Life is like a red bean taco...*drools*..sorry....can't complete that thought, I just want one of Jinxi's tacos...
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:37 AM   #8
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Life is like those gourmet sausages in the back of the fridge.
By the time you decide you have a special enough occasion, they are rancid and dangerous.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:07 AM   #9
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Life is like your grandfather's cellar. Lots of dangerous, dirty stuff with spider webs, exciting to explore, but also loads of interesting gadgets and treasures.
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:44 AM   #10
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Life is like a long, strange trip.




To a grave.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 06-19-2009, 12:17 PM   #11
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Life is like the insecticide/fertilizer locker in Grandpa's shed. It smells so good, but everything in there will kill the hell right out of ya.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:38 PM   #12
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Life is like...a chocolate-coated meth infused cigarette that you just can't stop toking.


(thanks to S. Colbert)
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 06-19-2009, 02:38 PM   #13
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:47 PM   #14
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Old 06-19-2009, 03:20 PM   #15
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a smilie???
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