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Old 05-03-2019, 01:06 AM   #661
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Competent diagnostic equipment is very expensive and so it the software for each brand/line. For a small shop it's just not feasible to buy it all.
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Old 05-03-2019, 09:32 AM   #662
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I guess so.

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Old 05-06-2019, 07:50 AM   #663
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Today I learned I could fell a tree even if I totally misread the lean. Turns out gravity is in charge.
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Old 05-06-2019, 07:54 AM   #664
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That's a nice piece of timber. Felling is the easy part, catching is tough.
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Old 05-06-2019, 02:05 PM   #665
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You're supposed to be able to throw your hat out there and land the trunk on it. Takes a minute to get yer hat back.

And don't throw the hard hat out there, if you're good, it gets expensive.

Uncledigr tried it and I put a whole in his fedora. He wore that holed hat for years.

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...I totally misread the lean. Turns out gravity is in charge.
I'll assume ya got lucky.
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Old 05-06-2019, 02:08 PM   #666
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Felling is the easy part, catching is tough.
Picking it up is an absolute bitch.
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Old 05-07-2019, 07:17 AM   #667
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I'll assume ya got lucky.
That I did.
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Old 05-08-2019, 09:19 PM   #668
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I hope you were wearing your brown pants.
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Old 05-09-2019, 07:21 AM   #669
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Fortunately, it's too early in the season for white shoes.
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Old 05-09-2019, 10:42 AM   #670
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I mean really...Who wears white before Memorial Day? Pfft.
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Old 06-29-2019, 11:13 AM   #671
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Today I learned about the Hells Bells. No, not Hell's, Hells. And they're not really bells, they just look like bells.

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The article is a pretty interesting read.
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:28 AM   #672
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In 1933-34 while the Great Depression was in full swing, Chicago staged "A Century of Progress International Exposition." This was a full blown Worlds Fair registered with the Bureau International des Expositions.

Their Motto was...
"Science Finds, Industry Applies, Man Conforms"
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Old 07-04-2019, 04:11 PM   #673
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Today I learned that not all toilet flushing mechanisms are created equal. A few days ago, I picked up a $13 replacement mechanism at the local hardware store. It leaked worse than the mechanism I was replacing.

Pro tip: pass on everything that isn't a Fluidmaster 400AH High Performance Toilet Fill Valve[/url]. About $6.50 at Walmart.

You'll thank me later.
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Old 07-04-2019, 09:35 PM   #674
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You'll tank me later.
FIFY.
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Old 07-04-2019, 09:37 PM   #675
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FIFY.
HA!

Well done, sir. Well done.
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