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Old 08-22-2019, 09:50 PM   #1
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Stupid Questions

you know... the ones you come across that are so ....that you can't even formulate a reply. context optional.

"can cats eat raspberries?"
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Old 08-22-2019, 11:43 PM   #2
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Unless they are declawed they can eat any damn thing they want, they're probably going to puke it on your bed anyway.
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Old 08-23-2019, 03:55 PM   #3
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"There are no stupid questions"
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"Yes, the goddamned annoying idiot in the awful sweater, did you need me to explain how to wipe your own ass?"
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:57 PM   #4
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STUPID QUESTION: Why does 1+1=2??
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Old 08-24-2019, 01:46 PM   #5
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Do ya suppose there are squrls that are afraid of heights?

Squrls nest high in trees. Do ya suppose that squrls get seasick during a windstorm?

Ya think hummingbirds get knocked senseless by large raindrops?
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Old 08-24-2019, 05:15 PM   #6
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Why does the phone ring?
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Old 08-24-2019, 05:29 PM   #7
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What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
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Old 08-24-2019, 07:06 PM   #8
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Notable.
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Old 08-24-2019, 07:42 PM   #9
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How many is 7?
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Old 08-24-2019, 07:53 PM   #10
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This many - ???????.

(I'm treating this like The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread.)

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Why does the phone ring?
It's calling you by name - Ding-a-ling, Ding-a-ling.
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Old 08-24-2019, 07:59 PM   #11
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Notable.
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Old 10-03-2019, 04:36 PM   #12
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Old 10-04-2019, 06:39 PM   #13
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Why do we fart??
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Old 10-04-2019, 08:56 PM   #14
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fermentation in our gut

Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.

I just report things, I have no opinion pro or con on this matter
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Old 10-04-2019, 09:10 PM   #15
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Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.
I wish I could do that.
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