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Old 05-10-2011, 10:53 AM   #31
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@ Monster: You are the undisputed revenge champion. I bow to you.
it's worrying, isn't it?

attack of the moralizers about the rongs of wrevenge in 3...2...
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:53 AM   #32
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You bitch. You orphaned MY post.

Make that THREE triggers.

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Old 05-10-2011, 10:54 AM   #33
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You should come on over to the tough guy wanna be/poser side. we rule.
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:54 AM   #34
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How old is she? Is she young enough to hear that high-pitched anti-teen sound that we old folk can no longer detect?
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:55 AM   #35
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You bitch. You orphaned MY post.

Make that THREE triggers.

no, I orphaned footsie's post
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:55 AM   #36
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Correction: monster didn't orphan my post. She gets to live.

She looks really young but is actually like 35!

The dark side? Sounding better all the time!
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:56 AM   #37
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switch out her gum with laxative gum?
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:56 AM   #38
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has she taken to gum-chewing to stop smoking?
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:59 AM   #39
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No, not smoking. If she were a smoker, I might be more apt to say something like "here woman, here's a smoke, because your second-hand gum is more lethal than any cigarette ever was."
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:00 AM   #40
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What's her email address, just out of curiousity?
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:01 AM   #41
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We need to start a rumor about the carcingenic properties of chewing gum
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:01 AM   #42
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gum_chomping_rulezATyagoo.com

(you cannot make an @ sign and make it NOT email tag it.)
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:05 AM   #43
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WikiAnswers is very helpful. paraphrasing mine:

Q How do you ask someone to stop chewing gum loudly?
A Say "Please stop chewing gum loudly".

love it



http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you...ing_gum_loudly
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:06 AM   #44
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I know! I said that's what I should do. I also said I'm a big wimp.

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Old 05-10-2011, 11:08 AM   #45
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here: http://manners.quickanddirtytips.com...etiquette.aspx

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Then politely say, “You seem to be concentrating really hard so I apologize for interupting, but your gum is really loud.”
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