What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 392

infinite monkey · 04-19-2015, 02:17 PM

OMG now she's singing!!!!! And laughing to herself in a chuckly weird kind of psycho way.

You can't usually get this kind of entertainment for free!

Gravdigr · 04-19-2015, 03:48 PM

Have you considered that, perhaps, you are simply a big-headed-freak magnet?

infinite monkey · 04-19-2015, 05:20 PM

I so am! That occurred to me and I luvz ya for saying it. Too funny!

Sundae · 04-20-2015, 01:37 PM

Can you hear my belly?
I mean really.

I know it's stress related (had two cock-uppery days) but this is beyond belief.

It gurgles.
It burbles.
It groans like a ghoul trapped in a wardrobe.
It makes strange running and dripping sounds internally. That can't be right. surely?
And my lower body feels the size of a bloated pumpkin, grown under a dark moon and unharvested, slowly rotting from the inside.

I can't be the only one listening to this symphony of me. It must be audible across the globe.

It's got to the point where I know the world is going to have to fall out of my arsehole at some point. There is too much commotion for it to end otherwise.
It won't be pleasant, but I now want it over and done with already.

Come out, come out reluctant gush,
My lav is waiting for your pebble-dash.

limey · 04-20-2015, 01:48 PM

Ah. I wondered what the noise was.

DanaC · 04-20-2015, 02:11 PM

i thought it was thunder. Carrot hid.

Carruthers · 04-20-2015, 02:35 PM

You're not too far from the early warning station at Fylingdales.

If you trigger that, the entire nation could be embroiled in nuclear panic before bedtime.

fargon · 04-20-2015, 03:02 PM

I know the feeling. I hope everything comes out allrite.

It's not funny.

Gravdigr · 04-20-2015, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

It's got to the point where I know the world is going to have to fall out of my arsehole at some point.

IPCOLAPLTN

(I positively cackled out loud, and, possibly, longer than necessary.)

Gravdigr · 04-20-2015, 03:59 PM

My best friend has the most vocal stomach in the lower 48 states.

His makes a sound like a clockspring coming unwound.

It's no longer funny in and of itself, but, occasionally, he'll outdo himself and one of us will get tickled, and then it steamrolls the other into giggles, and before long each of us is just an uncontrolled, jiggly, giggling mess.

And that's when someone decides to come in, and they're all like "WTF is going on, here?", and we be all "Aaaahhhhhh, nothing."

Lamplighter · 05-13-2015, 07:25 PM

A relative of mine who works in NE Oregon sent me some pic's today.

Let's just say that all legal irritations regarding a collecting permit, the daily limit, and possession limits
have recently been satisfied by that relative to the satisfaction of all local authorities.

Gravdigr · 05-14-2015, 02:25 PM

That's a pretty good haul.

infinite monkey · 05-17-2015, 04:32 PM

Needy cuntz.

fargon · 05-17-2015, 06:01 PM

Rite in my back yard

Lamplighter · 05-17-2015, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Needy cuntz.

???

04-19-2015, 03:48 PM	#5867
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Have you considered that, perhaps, you are simply a big-headed-freak magnet? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-20-2015, 01:37 PM	#5869
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can you hear my belly? I mean really. I know it's stress related (had two cock-uppery days) but this is beyond belief. It gurgles. It burbles. It groans like a ghoul trapped in a wardrobe. It makes strange running and dripping sounds internally. That can't be right. surely? And my lower body feels the size of a bloated pumpkin, grown under a dark moon and unharvested, slowly rotting from the inside. I can't be the only one listening to this symphony of me. It must be audible across the globe. It's got to the point where I know the world is going to have to fall out of my arsehole at some point. There is too much commotion for it to end otherwise. It won't be pleasant, but I now want it over and done with already. Come out, come out reluctant gush, My lav is waiting for your pebble-dash. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 04-20-2015 at 01:43 PM.

04-20-2015, 01:48 PM	#5870
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Ah. I wondered what the noise was. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-20-2015, 03:02 PM	#5873
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I know the feeling. I hope everything comes out allrite. It's not funny. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

04-20-2015, 03:59 PM	#5875
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My best friend has the most vocal stomach in the lower 48 states. His makes a sound like a clockspring coming unwound. It's no longer funny in and of itself, but, occasionally, he'll outdo himself and one of us will get tickled, and then it steamrolls the other into giggles, and before long each of us is just an uncontrolled, jiggly, giggling mess. And that's when someone decides to come in, and they're all like "WTF is going on, here?", and we be all "Aaaahhhhhh, nothing." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-19-2015, 02:17 PM	#5866
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	OMG now she's singing!!!!! And laughing to herself in a chuckly weird kind of psycho way. You can't usually get this kind of entertainment for free!

04-19-2015, 05:20 PM	#5868
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I so am! That occurred to me and I luvz ya for saying it. Too funny!

04-20-2015, 02:35 PM	#5872
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	You're not too far from the early warning station at Fylingdales. If you trigger that, the entire nation could be embroiled in nuclear panic before bedtime.

05-13-2015, 07:25 PM	#5876
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	A relative of mine who works in NE Oregon sent me some pic's today. Let's just say that all legal irritations regarding a collecting permit, the daily limit, and possession limits have recently been satisfied by that relative to the satisfaction of all local authorities. Attached Images

05-14-2015, 02:25 PM	#5877
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's a pretty good haul. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-17-2015, 04:32 PM	#5878
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Needy cuntz.

05-17-2015, 06:01 PM	#5879
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Rite in my back yard Attached Images __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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