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Old 01-08-2019, 11:41 PM   #1
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop.....

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Old 01-10-2019, 03:27 PM   #2
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Buttkick yer boss.

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Old 01-10-2019, 03:45 PM   #3
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:26 AM   #4
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Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window.

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Old 01-11-2019, 09:54 AM   #5
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Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo

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Old 01-11-2019, 10:14 AM   #6
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Fuck bosses.

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Old 01-12-2019, 01:07 AM   #7
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Fuck bosses.

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Boy howdy.

Took me ages to figure out there's a better way (contractorism RULES).

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Old 01-30-2019, 05:37 PM   #8
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Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right.......

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Old 01-30-2019, 07:46 PM   #9
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Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:18 AM   #10
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Hock a loogie on his office window.

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Old 03-06-2019, 04:39 PM   #11
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Give your boss's email address to Cellar spammers.
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Old 09-13-2019, 04:51 PM   #12
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Hock a loogie on his office window.

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Invite people to your office and have them paint everything black one night and when employees come in the next day say the boxx told you to do it....

When the boss comes in and people get mad and start bitching at him and he is all mad....SAY SURPRISE -- Whadda ya think

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Old 09-13-2019, 05:58 PM   #13
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Old 09-13-2019, 07:29 PM   #14
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Juxtapose numbers on a big check

Jerk off noisily in the customer restroom 3 times a day

Jump up and salute your computer screen every time your boss says your name

Jab your pointer fingers into your boss's ass crack and yell something in Japanese, whenever he turns his back to you

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Old 09-13-2019, 08:14 PM   #15
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Sprinkle powdered x lax on his surgered donuts.

Krazy glue the locks on his desk.

Make a pot of coffee without a filter.

Bake chocolate x lax brownies with crushed pecans and leave 2 wrapped in his fridge.

Empty the black pepper out of his salt and pepper shaker and replace with ground habenero.

If one feels a cold coming on then wipe some phlegm on his fridge door handle, pens, stapler and desk drawers.





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