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Old 11-06-2006, 01:40 PM   #31
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My ex.

Oh wait.... he's in the freezer.
Darn, beat me to it - I was going to claim the severed head of the last person who slapped their chops in my hearing.

I have a tiny, tiny fridge - donated by my Granddad when mine packed up. It's called a tabletop fridge, which should give you an idea, so nothing gets to hide in there. In fact I have to keep quite a few items on top of it (it's in an unheated room anyway)

But at work.....!
I have always stuck my nib in and kept the work fridges clean, but in the last building I only concerned myself with sealed goods, figuring if someone had brought something in from home they would remember it.

Bad mistake

At the back of the fridge was a china bowl, covered in foil. In the dish was what I think was previously pasta. Hard to say - it had a blue/ green foam of mould all over the top.

BLEUGH

Took a picture on my camera phone before binning it, as my best friend wasn't in work that day. Now why did she find that weird?

BTW Bri, Bastille Day was pretty much an empty exercise - only 4 prisoners remained by the time it was stormed. But if you, me, Shawnee & Dana get together I reckon we could take more prisoners
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Old 11-06-2006, 03:27 PM   #32
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hmm... Ty Ling Hot Mustard and Millers Horseradish. No dates eeeeeek!!!!
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Old 11-06-2006, 03:54 PM   #33
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Try moving a 'Katrina Fridge' and have the sludge from the drip pan splash around. Yeah, there were bugs involved... and contents falling out.
That's freakin' gross. And I know.
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We intended to remove the freezer from the garage by tipping it up enough to slide the blade of the handtruck underneath and the haul ass to the curb. When we tipped it up, it began to leak. It poured out a milky yellowish liquid with little sparkles in it. Actually, what I thought were sparkles were little wigglers of some kind--maggots probably. Eww.
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Old 02-21-2019, 04:01 PM   #34
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Oldest thing in my fridge right now is an expired bottle of milk.. (Wasnt ever opened) -- Going on 2 months past now........ (Gotta throw it out one of these days)
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Old 02-21-2019, 05:38 PM   #35
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I have a pint of milk that's been in there for over a year... but it was frozen and I'm just now thawing it, so it's still good.
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Old 02-21-2019, 06:42 PM   #36
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I have a pint of milk that's been in there for over a year... but it was frozen and I'm just now thawing it, so it's still good.
that's cheating!
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Old 02-21-2019, 07:10 PM   #37
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Oldest thing inside my refrigerator is my refrigerator.
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Old 02-21-2019, 07:26 PM   #38
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Yo dawg
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Old 02-21-2019, 07:31 PM   #39
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Yo dawg
We also don't keep the dawg in there. Dawg is no longer considered a good source of food.
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Old 02-21-2019, 08:35 PM   #40
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You can make a safe bet, it ain't beer
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Old 02-21-2019, 09:14 PM   #41
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:15 AM   #42
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I have a pint of milk that's been in there for over a year... but it was frozen and I'm just now thawing it, so it's still good.
Ya if ya shake it up good when its completly thawed it SHOULD taste the same
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:37 AM   #43
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Got some pretty damn old condiment packets.

Lotta Taco Bell sauce. A lot.

Some of it would need carbon dating to know how old it is.
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:56 AM   #44
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About a year and a half ago, when I was cleaning out my folks' house, I came upon several half-empty jars of mom's homemade pickles in her garage fridge. There's no telling how old they were when I found them, but I took them home with me.

Just had one yesterday at lunch with my chicken salad sandwich. Still yummy.

Love you, mom. Miss you like crazy.
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