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Old 01-16-2019, 09:15 PM   #1591
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That's funneh right thar.
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Old 01-16-2019, 11:04 PM   #1592
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Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone?
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Old 01-17-2019, 06:46 AM   #1593
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Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way.

"Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.)

"Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order...

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..."
Ha!
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:58 PM   #1594
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Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone?
Oh, there's some freaky shit on my lil ol flipfone...

I just ain't too embarrassed about it.
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Old 01-17-2019, 06:00 PM   #1595
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I have stupid random stuff on my phone. I use it a lot as a memory aid.
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Old 01-18-2019, 09:43 AM   #1596
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memory aid
Sounds like an Alzheimer's medication that ya drink.

"Try new Memory-Ade. It's good, uh, er-glugglugglug- stuff. It's good stuff."
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Old 01-20-2019, 02:26 PM   #1597
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:37 AM   #1598
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Squirrels can be a bit jittery around remote controlled robots. Skip the first 15 seconds, but skip no further than that.


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Old 01-22-2019, 07:42 AM   #1599
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Squirrel Funny.
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Old 01-22-2019, 12:28 PM   #1600
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Quite humorous.
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Old 01-28-2019, 01:05 PM   #1601
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Will it fly? Maybe. Does it swim? Yes, but they don't recommend it. (Old 2016 story)
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Old 01-30-2019, 10:20 PM   #1602
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Say, this fellow gets around.

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