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Old 10-21-2015, 11:41 AM   #1
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Old 10-21-2015, 11:50 AM   #2
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Here's the sad thing: Depending on the state, somewhere between three and nine tardies equals an absence. An absence results in actual dollars being taken away from the school, even if the kid is there in reality. The teachers may think it's funny, but I assure you there is an administrator somewhere who does not think it's funny in the slightest.
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Old 10-21-2015, 01:09 PM   #3
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That's a problem, administrators are administrating everything these days.
It's a well known fact that 85% of problems are caused by administrators.
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Old 10-21-2015, 01:20 PM   #4
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I don't think these would've embarrassed me at all. What would embarrass me is that he is writing hashtags FFS. Don't get me wrong, I use them on instagram, but ONLY there - not everywhere. I hate that.
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Old 10-21-2015, 09:57 PM   #5
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I never excuse my kids if they're late unless it's my fault.. they need to suck it up.

My standard excuse note for when they have to skip school for an ice hockey tournament is:

XXX will not be in school on Friday because he has a series of appointments with some solidified hydrogen dioxide specialists.

I did just cut and paste this from my email archive
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Old 10-22-2015, 03:54 PM   #6
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I love the term hydrogen dioxide.
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Old 02-08-2016, 12:29 PM   #7
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This is borderline genius:

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He's keeping his hat on, and his pants up.
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... with some solidified hydrogen dioxide specialists.
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Old 02-08-2016, 02:13 PM   #9
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Yes, it should.
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Old 02-19-2016, 01:28 PM   #12
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Old 02-19-2016, 04:28 PM   #13
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Why not set the can on there instead of dirtying the pot?
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Old 02-24-2016, 04:16 AM   #14
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Old 02-24-2016, 09:31 AM   #15
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While the notes are funny they are predicated on the idea that it is the kids's fault that they are late. An actual parent (according to me) would say, "You can Expecto Patronum after school. Get dressed and get your bookbag together."

Great, you've got five kids, that doesn't excuse you from parenting.

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Shouldn't that be Dihydrogen Monoxide? Attachment 55161
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