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Old 09-11-2019, 06:44 PM   #1651
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I see you have planted your cock.

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Old 09-11-2019, 06:47 PM   #1652
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a-doodle-doo!
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:31 PM   #1653
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Gonna dress him up for holidays?
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Old 09-12-2019, 06:17 AM   #1654
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He'd look great on President's Day
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:06 AM   #1655
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could have fun with that
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:12 PM   #1656
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Nice! I'll admit I wasn't convinced when you described the paint job, but that is one nice-looking cock.
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Old 09-25-2019, 09:43 AM   #1657
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Sitting on my front porch this morning, a car pulls up and am older lady comes up my driveway. She loves the rooster, where did I get it? Love it love it love it.

That's the second old lady this week that expressed interest in my huge cock.
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Old 09-25-2019, 09:47 AM   #1658
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Ratios get pretty good for old survivor cock.
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Old 09-26-2019, 12:47 AM   #1659
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For an old working survivor cock.
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Old 10-01-2019, 01:46 PM   #1660
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Now there's Lumberthing I want to tell you.

This morning I got some junk mail from The Bradford Exchange with my issue of Car & Driver that I thought might interest you, if you don't already have it/them:

Name:  howboutdemcowboys.png
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Nice looking set. (Yeah, that's what I told her.)

All 32 teams available, btw.

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Old 10-01-2019, 01:54 PM   #1661
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Seems to me if you have to buy that in four installments you really shouldn't be buying it.
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Old 10-01-2019, 02:23 PM   #1662
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pretty. but eagle fans would drop them.
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Old 10-01-2019, 02:32 PM   #1663
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Seems to me if you have to buy that in four installments you really shouldn't be buying it.
That's what they told Jerruh about Zeke, but he's paying six installments, when you can pick up basically the same thing on the free agent market for a fraction of the price.
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Old 10-01-2019, 02:34 PM   #1664
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pretty. but eagle fans would drop them.
after finishing their drink. oops.
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Old 10-02-2019, 01:23 PM   #1665
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After eating a bowl of fumblaya?
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