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Old 08-02-2006, 07:07 PM   #1
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Arrow Dr Phil's Test

http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/...philstest.html


Dr. Phil's test: Here You Go! Try this!
Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test
on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this
stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and
it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to
your friends.

Answers are for who you are now...... not who you were in the
past.

Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given !
by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It
helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective
employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper,
keeping track of your letter answers to each question.
Ready??








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My Score was 36

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see! you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.



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Old 08-02-2006, 07:48 PM   #2
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Mine didnt tell me anything I didnt already know :p
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:09 PM   #3
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mine either but WHAT IS IT! ?


cheater.....* grumble grumble*
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:47 PM   #4
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Fuck that overblown windbag, Dr Phil.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:55 PM   #5
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I know people don't like Dr .Phil. I should have cut him right out of it and posted the test as is.

Corporations pay money for that test! grr and here I offered it for free. That's graditude for ya. :p


People were so much more willing to take a hokey totem test too.


oh did you notice his results support your statement? well I bet that 55 score was on a good day because according to the results he's way up there in the 61 category.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle
with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely
dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like
you,but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved
with you.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:02 PM   #6
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I dont like him either Bruce, he makes parents doubt their instincts world wide

Sky - sorry, yes I did cheat :p

I got 50.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

My secretary reckons I should of gotten an extra point somewhere because the other one is more fitting.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:20 PM   #7
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Thanks.
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:00 AM   #8
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My score was 40. Sounds about right, except I don't know how practical I am. Also, it forgot to mention my temper!
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:16 AM   #9
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36. pretty accurate, as far as self-image goes.
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Old 08-03-2006, 10:39 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by skysidhe
I know people don't like Dr .Phil. I should have cut him right out of it and posted the test as is.

Corporations pay money for that test! grr and here I offered it for free. That's graditude for ya. :p


People were so much more willing to take a hokey totem test too.


snip~
Stop being so defensive. Take the test....have fun with it. Do-whatcha-wanna-do.
I was expressing my personal opinion on the Windbag..... that in no way, refects on, or affects, the thread or the poster for starting it.
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Old 08-03-2006, 02:39 PM   #11
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42 (The answer to everything, right?)
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41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
Thanks, Dr Phil.
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:54 PM   #12
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:03 PM   #13
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:34 AM   #14
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40. Right on

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.

This beats the which-item-describes-you-best? questionaire somebody posted on my other website, where I fall into the Sponge Bob category: >> >> (29-34 puntos) Eres Bob Esponja: Eres el clásico cuate al que todo mundo quiere. Tu eres el mejor que nadie quiere perder. Nunca causas daño a los demás y rara vez lastiman tus sentimientos. La vida es un paseo. Eres gracioso, y calmado la mayoría de tiempo. Solo mantente lejos de los traidores, y estarás libre de preocupación (You are Sponge Bob, you are the classic pal who everybody loves. You are the best, the one nobody wants to lose. You never cause harm to others and your feelings are rarely hurt. Life is a stroll. You are amusing and calm most of the time. Just keep away from traitors and you will be free from worries.) This must have come from the Disney Channel :p
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Old 08-11-2006, 12:59 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Stop being so defensive. Take the test....have fun with it. Do-whatcha-wanna-do.
I was expressing my personal opinion on the Windbag..... that in no way, refects on, or affects, the thread or the poster for starting it.

I am having fun

I am not defensive. I like Bruce.


Since when am I not chillin? I am not kicking anyone in the nads. YOU CHILL I agreed with your assesment. Look up.



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oh did you notice his results support your statement? well I bet that 55 score was on a good day because according to the results he's way up there in the 61 category.

The score dr DR. Phils never told anyone about.



OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle
with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely
dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like
you,but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved
with you.

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