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Attention-hungry Drama-Mama 1 16.67%
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18mo placed worm to protest crappy diet 2 33.33%
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Old 08-17-2013, 06:22 PM   #1
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You be the Judge....

http://www.annarbor.com/news/woman-f...n-juice-drink/
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Old 08-17-2013, 06:31 PM   #2
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I have looked at live worms wriggling around a wine grape press... watched the vintner dip his cup in, remove a worm with his fingers and proceed to sample the juice... it's all perfectly good...

... and there is no way a live worm could manage to survive the filtration, pasteurization and other corporate food processes that are used to create Capri Sun.
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:15 PM   #3
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would you even notice it? those straws aren't very big, are they?
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:50 PM   #4
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No, they're tiny straws. No way it could be alive. She better have her kids checked for worms, there's a better chance it came from one of them than out of that package alive.
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:52 PM   #5
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EW! You may be right Bruce.
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:53 PM   #6
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Mr. Clod once got a very beautiful little beetle in his blueberry topping at IHOP. It wasn't the restaurant's fault, they just spooned it out of a giant industrial can that came from somewhere in South America.

I like how she's pretending that she "took a sip" of her son's drink, rather than admitting that she drinks her kid's shitty sugar/chemical concoctions herself.
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Old 08-17-2013, 08:18 PM   #7
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"shitty sugar/chemical concoctions" maybe that could be vermifuge flavor
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