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Old 01-03-2017, 06:26 PM   #1
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What ARE women like, Fargon?

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Clearly I need enlightenment. I suspect I'm not alone, so please do share your wisdom of what women are like?
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Old 01-03-2017, 07:59 PM   #2
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Some women no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The guy she took up with beat her up and took her money. But she loved him. That's what she said.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:18 PM   #3
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Some women no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The guy she took up with beat her up and took her money. But she loved him. That's what she said.
but you didn't say some women. What are all women like that made classic's longterm relationship end? Presumably something that men are not, something uniquely, inherently feminine?
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Old 01-05-2017, 02:22 PM   #4
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but you didn't say some women. What are all women like that made classic's longterm relationship end? Presumably something that men are not, something uniquely, inherently feminine?
You're being like some women right now, eh?
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Old 01-05-2017, 02:45 PM   #5
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You're being like some women right now, eh?
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:54 PM   #6
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[Some men no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The chick he took up with cheated on him and took his money. But he wanted to fuck her. That's what he said.]
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Old 01-04-2017, 02:04 AM   #7
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Some women no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The guy she took up with beat her up and took her money. But she loved him. That's what she said.
That worthless good-for-nothing dingbat.

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[Some men no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The chick he took up with cheated on him and took his money. But he wanted to fuck her. That's what he said.]
Sounds reasonable.
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Old 01-04-2017, 01:47 AM   #8
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If you rely on another human to complete you, you will be disappointed. Man or woman.

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Old 01-04-2017, 09:07 AM   #9
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Women are like a side of french fries;
Your mates are always trying to steal them from under your nose,
Some people like ketchup on them, others mayonnaise,
There are either never enough or too many,
Not so great when they are cold,
Come in a range of shades from pale to dark,

There are probably other similarities.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:24 PM   #10
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Women are like a side of french fries;
Your mates are always trying to steal them from under your nose,
Some people like ketchup on them, others mayonnaise,
There are either never enough or too many,
Not so great when they are cold,
Come in a range of shades from pale to dark,

There are probably other similarities.
they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?
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Old 01-05-2017, 05:51 PM   #11
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they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?
What's old and wrinkly and smells like ginger?


Fred Astaire's face.
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Old 01-04-2017, 09:12 AM   #12
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Women are like bricks
They are usually red, semi-porous, composed of
Silica (sand) – 50% to 60% by weight
Alumina (clay) – 20% to 30% by weight
Lime – 2 to 5% by weight
Iron oxide – ≤ 7% by weight
Magnesia – less than 1% by weight
and measure 3 5/8" x 2 1/4" x 8"
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Old 01-04-2017, 09:14 AM   #13
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Women are like peaches
They are deciduous trees native to the region of Northwest China between the Tarim Basin and the north slopes of the Kunlun Shan mountains, where they were first domesticated and cultivated. They bear an edible juicy fruit called a peach or a nectarine.
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Old 01-04-2017, 09:15 AM   #14
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Women are like a side of french fries...

There are probably other similarities.
Each is comprised of almost exactly 0.2% sodium.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:25 PM   #15
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Women are like men - always looking for something to bitch about.

Wimmins are people is what I'm getting at.
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