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Old 03-31-2006, 08:19 PM   #91
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Teh King spreads mayo on some buns...
To quote Mel Brooks "It's good to be the King."
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:39 PM   #92
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Why the King has no children ---

If he thinks those are the buns, he's probably wrong about other important areas as well.
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:57 PM   #93
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he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!
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Old 04-01-2006, 01:14 AM   #94
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It's really the piss boy.
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:06 AM   #95
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he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!
"You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!"
Anyways.
This caught my eye on fark because it took place in my native North Carolina. It includes the following bit of medical knowledge:
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Dr. Paul Appelbaum, a professor of psychiatry at Columbia University and a past president of the American Psychiatric Association, said voluntary castration appears to be a very rare phenomenon.
Thanks for clearing that up, doc! I was thinking lots of people were into it.
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:19 AM   #96
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Good Grief!
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:20 PM   #97
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Danny Carroll Reeves, 49, of 541 Peace Mountain Road, on charges of maiming and castration without malice, conspiracy and practicing medicine without malice.
Medicine without malice, that is why I was sick for two months with strep, my doctors were practicing with malice.
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:14 AM   #98
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Mad Cows?
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:58 AM   #99
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i have a strange desire to pour milk all over myself....
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:58 AM   #100
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Mad Cows?
MADD Cows...
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:45 PM   #101
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HM, I think I've soiled myself.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:19 AM   #102
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MADD Cows...
more like maEE cows.
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Old 04-05-2006, 03:53 PM   #103
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:59 AM   #104
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I woudn't even host this one myself. Had to check three times to make sure... it's a parody.
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Old 04-07-2006, 05:12 PM   #105
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When I first saw that ad, I though it might be legit but of course in very bad taste. But, when I read the text, "......busting their fresh asses to make America proud.", I realized it was a complete hoax.......isn't it?
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