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Old 09-28-2016, 06:36 PM   #1561
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Old news. Like, REALLY old.

Besides, how do you think he got to be so rich? I pick up pennies in parking lots and check couches all the time! Just $999,999,974.81 until my first billion!
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Old 09-28-2016, 06:54 PM   #1562
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I loved SPY, I used to read it all the time. They almost never failed to refer to Trump as "that short fingered vulgarian."
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Old 09-29-2016, 03:13 PM   #1563
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Old news. Like, REALLY old.

Besides, how do you think he got to be so rich? I pick up pennies in parking lots and check couches all the time! Just $999,999,974.81 until my first billion!
That's kinda what I tell people...If ya don't start somewhere, you'll never get there.
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Old 09-29-2016, 03:21 PM   #1564
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It seems like I'm picking on Hillary, but, I just run across these things. Really.

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Old 09-29-2016, 05:21 PM   #1565
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If you think about it, though, it's more like he has continually chosen her over the other women, unless maybe she has something so devastating on him that he couldn't divorce her even if he wanted to. She was once overheard telling him, as he flirted with some small group of women, "You can't fuck them all in the hallway, Bill." It ain't hurtful if she doesn't give a damn. Meanwhile for all you know, she has a dozen fuckboys at her beck and call as well, she's just not so stupid as to keep getting caught. Studies have shown that married women admit to cheating at almost the same rate as men, but somehow it's only ever men standing at that podium with their lips pursed in a public display of regret.
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:38 PM   #1566
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If you think about it, though, it's more like he has continually chosen her over the other women, unless maybe she has something so devastating on him that he couldn't divorce her even if he wanted to. She was once overheard telling him, as he flirted with some small group of women, "You can't fuck them all in the hallway, Bill." It ain't hurtful if she doesn't give a damn. Meanwhile for all you know, she has a dozen fuckgirls at her beck and call as well, she's just not so stupid as to keep getting caught. Studies have shown that married women admit to cheating at almost the same rate as men, but somehow it's only ever men standing at that podium with their lips pursed in a public display of regret.
So I've heard.
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Old 09-29-2016, 10:48 PM   #1567
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I found this prize in Sean Hannity's twitter feed. By far the best thing I've every gotten from the attention I pay him.

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Old 09-29-2016, 10:51 PM   #1568
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So I've heard.
Another reason I'm With Her!
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Old 09-30-2016, 12:50 AM   #1569
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second verse, same as the first, but this time with MUSIC!

Maestro, if you please.

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Old 10-04-2016, 05:51 PM   #1571
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Old 10-05-2016, 05:30 PM   #1572
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Old 10-09-2016, 10:04 AM   #1574
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For the Trumpers ...
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Old 10-09-2016, 10:05 AM   #1575
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... and a couple for team D.
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