The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Home Base

Home Base A starting point, and place for threads don't seem to belong anywhere else

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-07-2011, 06:36 PM   #1
monster
hoots from the ship
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 28,119
Idiot of The Day

Wednesday 6th April 2011:

Cyclist biking in the suicide/center turn lane in the pouring rain on an extremely busy road WHICH HAS CYCLE LANES. WTF are you thinking? I'm thinking maybe he was high. No helmet, no lights/reflectors/bright clothing, but a very soggy (gray) wooly hat almost covering his eyes.

Today's spot is open for nominations.......
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2011, 07:37 PM   #2
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,503
ooooh! pick me!



wait...
__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2011, 07:50 PM   #3
monster
hoots from the ship
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 28,119
OK I'mm'a risk burning in hell by nominating an aquaintance who is too po'/drunk to feed her kids properly, but just got them a puppy. And is now appealing on facebook for a free crate because she works and school starts again next week and it isn't housetrained.
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2011, 07:54 PM   #4
Flint
Libturd Snowflake
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Coastal Elite
Posts: 11,915
People are idiots.
__________________
******************
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
Flint is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2011, 07:55 PM   #5
monster
hoots from the ship
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 28,119
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flint View Post
People are idiots.
no shit?
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2011, 07:56 PM   #6
Nirvana
Back in 10
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
That's why they have the Darwin awards. . .
__________________
Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.
Nirvana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2011, 09:41 PM   #7
monster
hoots from the ship
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 28,119
Yebbut the cyclist was still alive last I saw him.....
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-2011, 01:38 AM   #8
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
Well ya shoulda back up and had another go then.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-2011, 03:02 PM   #9
toranokaze
I'm still a jerk
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
Posts: 1,817
She could feed them the puppy....
__________________
"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa

It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge

The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.
toranokaze is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 01:04 AM   #10
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 29,827
Idiot of the Day for about April 25, 2011:

An acquaintance of mine informed me the other day not to eat canned 'french cut' green beans. Because they will keep you from getting an erection. I asked, How?. He doesn't know. It's "something they put in there" that does it.

I asked him about cream style corn, and he said I was being stupid.
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 05:32 PM   #11
limey
Encroaching on your decrees
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 6,296
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr View Post
Idiot of the Day for about April 25, 2011:

An acquaintance of mine informed me the other day not to eat canned 'french cut' green beans. Because they will keep you from getting an erection. I asked, How?. He doesn't know. It's "something they put in there" that does it.

I asked him about cream style corn, and he said I was being stupid.
__________________
A wandering mind living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of
limey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2011, 02:21 PM   #12
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 29,827
May 30, 2011

Well, I thought this guy was gonna be my Idiot Of The Day, instead it turns out it's me. The IdiotOTD, I mean.

I saw this guy and wondered 'what's he hawking, Ku Klux Klan cereal?', and about a hundred yards up the road I thought 'you dumbass, he's supposed to be a slice of pizza.' He's standing directly in front of a Papa John's, after all.

I'm a ijit sometimes.
Attached Images
 
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

Last edited by Gravdigr; 05-30-2011 at 02:27 PM.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2011, 06:00 PM   #13
Lola Bunny
Junior Master Dwellar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 2,706
@ Gravdigr. Honestly, I can't tell what he is either. So, yeah, you ain't an idiot cuz I ain't no idiot! Well, that's what I'm wishing.
Lola Bunny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2011, 06:41 PM   #14
footfootfoot
I may have overstated my temerity's degree of mitigation.
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street
Posts: 18,064
yeah, I'd never eat pizza that looked like that. If I weren't tripping on bad acid.
__________________
the internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously? - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2011, 06:56 PM   #15
Griff
still says videotape
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 21,987
Well at least it isn't false advertising.
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
Griff is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:19 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.