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Old 09-23-2011, 04:39 PM   #46
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It looked a little like either she couldn't read something on the prompter and she lost her hairbrush or she got into a scuffle with the makeup artist in the green room and then began to have a light burtation and mild darist darison.
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Old 09-23-2011, 04:41 PM   #47
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On the contrary, I think she loves seahorses, and she loves lookin’ at em, and she loves seashells. She loves seashell things. She loves things with seashells and seahorses on 'em like blankets and towels and little bags. She loves em.
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Old 09-23-2011, 05:21 PM   #48
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OOh where is that video? I found it!

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Old 09-23-2011, 05:28 PM   #49
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this came up right after JH
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Old 09-23-2011, 05:44 PM   #50
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Old 09-23-2011, 06:18 PM   #51
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I love that. Her voice and mannerisms and humor remind me of a friend of mine. I'll have to send it to her.
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:09 AM   #52
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That was great.
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Old 09-25-2011, 02:24 AM   #53
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I liked that "a little bit of this".
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Old 09-26-2011, 03:42 PM   #54
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Quote:
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Why are the pretty ones always crazy?
Same reason they are all divorced or their boyfriends left them.
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Old 09-26-2011, 04:04 PM   #55
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It probably isn't a great idea to say something idiotic in the Idiot of the Day thread.
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Old 10-05-2011, 09:46 PM   #56
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staged or for real ?

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Old 10-05-2011, 10:21 PM   #57
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Incredibly stupid.
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Old 10-05-2011, 10:26 PM   #58
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Here are a few more
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Old 10-05-2011, 11:52 PM   #59
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shotgun suicide fail? O M G

Not staged, just galactically stupid.
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Old 10-06-2011, 12:31 AM   #60
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Flabbergasted. You'd think a DEA agent could avoid shooting himself. And did that cop shoot a handcuffed person?
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